Muff Mafia

[Mo_Bandy]

When the muff gets all tangled with my beard that really fucking gets in my feels.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

matted muff

 

[Wand3rlust]

Or muff velcro.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I might still have some gravy in my beard if you want me to share with the muffs.

 

[Btq97]

Muff Dandruff

 

[RickTango]

I saw the thread title and thought this was where I could get my muffler cleaned out. Boy did I make a mistake.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

You know you've just had great sex when you get ladyjizz in your eyebrows. #muffmaniac #hoelife

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You know you've just had great sex when you get ladyjizz in your eyebrows. #muffmaniac #hoelife

New life goal unlocked

 

[Bbl87]

Or muff velcro.

I'd say it's one of the downsides of having a beard, but if my face is gonna get stuck anywhere...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

New life goal unlocked

I do recommend it.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I feel like y'all need this in your life

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I feel like y'all need this in your life

I cannot explain why I just listened to the entirety of that song, but I laughed almost the whole time. So, win

 

[jason28053]

I cannot explain why I just listened to the entirety of that song, but I laughed almost the whole time. So, win

is it the beard? lol

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It's not a coincidence that all my guys have facial hair

#pashrashbetweenmythighs

 

[jason28053]

It's not a coincidence that all my guys have facial hair

#pashrashbetweenmythighs

ZZ Top?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That is quite the facial hair experience
#tainttickler

 

[jason28053]

That is quite the facial hair experience
#tainttickler

Strong HashTag game you have going

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Moist muff?

 

[RachelWalsh]

C’mon, that’s too low-hanging for even me

Lol. Muff is for pussies imo. Lol

 

[SlyderInside]

Moist muff?

Now I’ve got “I Wanna Hold Your Hand” running through my head. Thanks for sharing!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Moist muff?

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeDFvbHR5Ym5wZGc3ajBmNTEzNWowNGNsYmVlZ3JnNDlvd2szam94NCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/MYw5bXXv4yaGs/giphy.gif

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeDFvbHR5Ym5wZGc3ajBmNTEzNWowNGNsYmVlZ3JnNDlvd2szam94NCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/MYw5bXXv4yaGs/giphy.gif

Mine's saturated

 

[MindYaBitness]

Mine's saturated

 

[RachelWalsh]

"It's raining so much and now I'm all wet."

"You get turned on by the weirdest shit."

 

[peekingone]

Moist muff?

muff diving