Muff Mafia

[aussiegeekygal]

I think muff flashings would be a better option. It would definitely stun them in the beginning

An opening of beef curtains?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It's just urban dictionary this time.
Promise

 

[SlyderInside]

An opening of beef curtains?

Parting of the Pink C

 

[Bbl87]

Only if I can bring my own,(I'm a Mace Windu fan myself, it matches my hair) and no o ecsn make fun of me for the lightsaber sound!

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[aussiegeekygal]

and now I am headed to Arby's for supper

Don't forget the curly fries

 

[Bbl87]

Don't forget the curly fries

Curly fries are life.

Though I can eat like 3 at a time now. Fuck diabetes.

 

[MedicalMuse]

When I was young, I’d watch The Muffet Show.

Then is somebody

The Godmuffer?
The Mufffather?

Oh I fucking nominate you

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Helicopter

@Lmizzler does it way better

May introduce you to Pmann's Pony Play thread? I feel like your muff would be greatly appreciated over there. He loves that thread, it's his favorite

It's because it was male centric, ladies know we're most comfortable with our muffs being kept amongst friends!

I used up all my best pony puns already to show my muff there again.

 

[AmberLGreen]

An opening of beef curtains?

https://media.tenor.com/3ptAdaNKnCYAAAAd/everything-reminds.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Lmizzler does it way better



I used up all my best pony puns already to show my muff there again.

Oh I’m sure you’ve got one or two bridled up.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I found a Muff Dom at work


https://media.tenor.com/oZWRvyAJgxgAAAAM/salt-bae-meat.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

Do you have purple hair?

Yes, it's a black/brown to violet ombré. Similar to this, but more violet highlights throughout the top

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I found a Muff Dom at work


https://media.tenor.com/oZWRvyAJgxgAAAAM/salt-bae-meat.gif

That is quite the meat curtain... I was imagining more thinly sliced and a little shorter...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, it's a black/brown to violet ombré. Similar to this, but more violet highlights throughout the top

Fucking gorgeous.

Mine is purple, blue and green.

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[AmberLGreen]

That is quite the meat curtain... I was imagining more thinly sliced and a little shorter...

Long and thick are needed at my age. They keep my knees and nipples warm

 

[SlyderInside]

Fucking gorgeous.

Mine is purple, blue and green.

That blue/green is gorgeous!

 

[crazychemgirl]

That blue/green is gorgeous!

That photo doesn’t do it justice, but thanks.

 

[SlyderInside]

That photo doesn’t do it justice, but thanks.

Time for a video, then!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Time for a video, then!

Yeah never gonna happen

 

[Bry1313]

not clicking that no matter how much muff you wrap it in

Coward

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fucking gorgeous.

Mine is purple, blue and green.

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Love it!

 

[Bbl87]

Long and thick are needed at my age. They keep my knees and nipples warm

Well, I'm 1 for 2...

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

Alright, tuff enuff ruff muff reporting for duty. Whose titties I gotta kiss to get in this club?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

We're doing the helicopter thing?

Count me in.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Alright, tuff enuff ruff muff reporting for duty. Whose titties I gotta kiss to get in this club?

Dear Sir/Madam,

This is a muff mafia thread. Not a titties-kissing thread. Be classy, offer to kiss a muff.

Sincerely,

Lieutenant O'Bitties
Muff Mafia