Lmizzler
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This is Lit. It’s full of them.
Muff Mafia
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Lmizzler
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Couldn’t agree more. I’m here for the muffs. And going to be quiet now cause I think I’m scaring them off.
OrdinaryPerson
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You know yours is the best. Stop lying.
sno_22
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jason28053
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I'll bet you can "talk" him into it.
willlph
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The word topiary caught my eye lol got a friend that wants to know what kind of shapes and figure you did maybe something like this View attachment 2290719Um, in my salon days, I did provide that service, along with vajazzles & topiary waxing
MindYaBitness
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Are you saying my vajazzled vajayjay isn't worth a little retinal irritation? Take that back!
Oh, my sweet summer child, there is a whole array of things an esthetician can do to dress up the downstairs, vajazzle is just the beginning
Men don't exfoliate enough. Vajazzles serve the dual purpose of being both bedazzling & practical as you get an orgasm & he gets baby soft skin
I used a strong body glue...I still would not trust it to not come off, um, inside. Or, worse, penis skin is very thin & that glue could tear a little chunk out
LOL, all the PPE is used for any treatment on the vagine. All Vajays are beautiful, but not all are as fastidious about hygiene as they should be
Of course we did! Different designs & colors, depending on the season. So wants they'd color/gems styled into a turkey
I'm intrigued. I'd probably do it once to learn the process & result...for science
crazychemgirl
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I quite love you.Are you saying my vajazzled vajayjay isn't worth a little retinal irritation? Take that back!
Oh, my sweet summer child, there is a whole array of things an esthetician can do to dress up the downstairs, vajazzle is just the beginning
Men don't exfoliate enough. Vajazzles serve the dual purpose of being both bedazzling & practical as you get an orgasm & he gets baby soft skin
I used a strong body glue...I still would not trust it to not come off, um, inside. Or, worse, punishment skin is very thin & that glue could tear a little chunk out
LOL, all the PPE is used for any treatment on the vagine. All Vajays are beautiful, but not all are as fastidious about hygiene as they should be
Of course we did! Different designs & colors, depending on the season. So wants they'd color/gems styled into a turkey
I'm intrigued. I'd probably do it once to learn the process & result...for science
Bbl87
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crazychemgirl
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Did you just @ a name and then type in long dick or is that a poster you chat with?
Btq97
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I did not mean that eyeAre you saying my vajazzled vajayjay isn't worth a little retinal irritation? Take that back!
Oh, my sweet summer child, there is a whole array of things an esthetician can do to dress up the downstairs, vajazzle is just the beginning
Men don't exfoliate enough. Vajazzles serve the dual purpose of being both bedazzling & practical as you get an orgasm & he gets baby soft skin
I used a strong body glue...I still would not trust it to not come off, um, inside. Or, worse, punishment skin is very thin & that glue could tear a little chunk out
LOL, all the PPE is used for any treatment on the vagine. All Vajays are beautiful, but not all are as fastidious about hygiene as they should be
Of course we did! Different designs & colors, depending on the season. So wants they'd color/gems styled into a turkey
I'm intrigued. I'd probably do it once to learn the process & result...for science
sno_22
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Honestly, if you're gonna, condom would be required. Can you imagine trying to explain to your gyno how you clamped down so hard it stripped a bunch off...Are you saying my vajazzled vajayjay isn't worth a little retinal irritation? Take that back!
Oh, my sweet summer child, there is a whole array of things an esthetician can do to dress up the downstairs, vajazzle is just the beginning
Men don't exfoliate enough. Vajazzles serve the dual purpose of being both bedazzling & practical as you get an orgasm & he gets baby soft skin
I used a strong body glue...I still would not trust it to not come off, um, inside. Or, worse, punishment skin is very thin & that glue could tear a little chunk out
Riiiiiiiiight, for scienceLOL, all the PPE is used for any treatment on the vagine. All Vajays are beautiful, but not all are as fastidious about hygiene as they should be
Of course we did! Different designs & colors, depending on the season. So wants they'd color/gems styled into a turkey
I'm intrigued. I'd probably do it once to learn the process & result...for science
OrdinaryPerson
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Lmizzler
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Just picked a random long schlong
aexoticgrl
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My gyno dressed as a pirate for my Halloween exam. I would 100% do this just to see the look on his face.Honestly, if you're gonna, condom would be required. Can you imagine trying to explain to your gyno how you clamped down so hard it stripped a bunch off...
Riiiiiiiiight, for science
OrdinaryPerson
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Wait... that wasn't you....
morelikeasong
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Someone please 
and give me something to be thankful for this holiday season.
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and give me something to be thankful for this holiday season.https://media2.giphy.com/media/l4FGpdrSHIcgR7Mli/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7leqr06iyp94iz2s2tkspuoe4r8b7xcu29rv7fzt3&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
sno_22
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Sorry, I have no idea what that means. lolSomeone please
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MindYaBitness
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There are competitions for public hair art. We're all on private browsers here, right? Google it!
From waxing into shapes, with or without color, gemstones, custom trimming, vag steaming/spa treatments, and stimulation to plump collagen (this was not very popular as most women could give a shit if the are "plump" looking down there). Some ladies have uneven skin, stretch marks or even acne, so pretty much everything I could do for face & decolletage could be done for the downstairs. I had a good clientele of women who'd had kids because they were too self conscious to go to a younger women who'd never been through the
morelikeasong
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jason28053
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A sexual display wherein a male gyrates his pelvis so that his flaccid penis whirls in a radial manner like the blades of a helicopter.
peekingone
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you spin me round and round and round.
crazychemgirl
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While also making theA sexual display wherein a male gyrates his pelvis so that his flaccid penis whirls in a radial manner like the blades of a helicopter.
“Woo wooo wooo”
Sound.
That’s critical.
