Ms Murphy's Laws

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From a most delightful book wot I found.

Marriage Murphology

The marriage ceremony cancels all previous
attributes in any woman. the moment the ring
is on her finger she automatically enjoys
and is adept at cooking,housework,ironing
and cleaning the outside gutters.

THe man who marries to have children divorces
his wife for giving them too much
attention.
 
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