Mr Scott does all the fine bitches in the Transporter Room

[Lasher]

*shrug*

 

[Jim_Henson]

Beam me up Lasher.

Jim, of course.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Problem Child]

*Trying to suppress the vision of Spock titty-fucking Uhuru on the transporter room floor*

 

[Lasher]

"Dammit, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a doctor!"

 

[Problem Child]

Yeoman Rand: "Spock, I don't want you to love me, I want your huge vulcan wang!"

Spock: "Finally, a purely logical woman. Hang on bitch."

 

[Purple Haze]

Kirk: "Steady as she goes, Mr. Zulu"

 

[HeavyStick]

Yeoman Rand: "Spock, I don't want you to love me, I want your huge vulcan wang!"

Spock: "Finally, a purely logical woman. Hang on bitch."

fucker... I got rum and coke coming out of my nose

 

[Problem Child]

fucker... I got rum and coke coming out of my nose

...and hardened crusty boogers, too, but I don't want to turn this into a Ren & Stimpy closeup plate.

 

[Purple Haze]

fucker... I got rum and coke coming out of my nose

And a Klingon between your cheeks...

 

[blooflame]

Episode II

In which Yeoman Rand breaks out in hives after a "facial" from Kirk.

It's called "The Rash of Khum"