movies not to waste money on

christophe

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well my most current vote is Blade 2....I saw the first one...It wasn't half bad, but the second one was awful.....the martial arts action and sword scenes were pretty good, but they relied way too much on that to carry the lack of story line......

and no nudity....dammit all vampire movies and stories have nudity....where the hell was that...sheesh
 
Ice Age: A weak attempt to duplicate the adult humor in a children's story as Shrek did so well.

The kids missed the humor.

The story line was flat and predictable. There was very little action.

The kids liked the cute characters, but got bored after a bit.

The adult humor was maudlin at best.

just my two cents....
 
but that squirrel was too funny....hadn't it been for that i would have nodded off
 
I predict Ice Age, the cartoon series with the scrat thing as the main character...
 
Blade two annoyed the piss out of me. but i will say CLockstoppers. God that was a horrible movie. never let a 14 year old pick the movie EVER. I still want to kill my brother for it.
 
Mulholland Dr. was pretty awful. What a waste of money and time. I knew it would be iffy because David Lynch directed it. Definitely a thumbs down on that one.
 
xMorganx said:
but i will say CLockstoppers. God that was a horrible movie. never let a 14 year old pick the movie EVER. I still want to kill my brother for it.

Thank you for confirming my impression of the poster. My son BEGGED for us to see that one last night and was outvoted. Whew!
 
I haven't seen any at the theater lately but I have rented a few, and the last awful one I rented was "The Musketeer" (Tim Roth, Mena Suvari, Catherine Denueve) which sucked so bad I had to redeem some of my dignity after watching it by scrubbing my eyeballs with lava soap.
 
Off the top of my head...

1) Resident Evil. Ugh. I did NOT care for this movie. There were a lot of issues that made my head hurt in terms of logic. I'm not the most jumpy person, so after the first loud noise, the other 20 didn't surprise me as they did most of everyone else. I'm not sure if it was supposed to be an action movie, a horror movie, or both. As an action movie, it was only so-so. Horror, it didn't do it for me. Both, oi.

2) Planet of the Apes (New Version)... oh god. Ooooooh my god. To be fair, I only recall one part of this movie... but it upset me so much that I felt ripped off (both in terms of money AND time). That part being where the main character suddenly makes out with the supermodel for absolutely no reason. None. Well. Other than that she's a supermodel, I suppose. Ugh. Twitch.
 
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