Movie Roles You'd Do For Free

[Guest]

Anyone have a favorite film character that they'd perform in a remake of said movie just to say your favorite lines ? My choice would be the beloved Dr. Flexi Jerkoff from Flesh Gordon fame, the line immortalized on screen was "Quick, Flesh, Kill them all, they're Dykes"..........

 

[sweet soft kiss]

I wouldn't mind getting a shot at Madeline Kahn's role in Young Frankenstein...

"It's Tuwe... It's Tuwe..."

 

[Dougy]

Heineken, fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!

Though I would have to do Frank Booth with the originally intended inhalation of helium...

 

[Guest]

The Dead Poets Society

Robin Williams role


or



Galaxy Quest

Alan Rickmans role

 

[Andreina]

Holly Hunter in "The Piano"

 

[Rubyfruit]

Susan Sarandon

As Janet in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

 

[Lost Cause]

Sly Stallone's role in....

"Judge Dredd"


"I knew you'd say that........"

 

[Smiley777]

Matthew Broderick

Ferris Bueller

 

[Nora]

I wouldn't mind getting a shot at Madeline Kahn's role in Young Frankenstein...

"It's Tuwe... It's Tuwe..."

I love you dearly, but Lily VonSchtupp is in Blazing Saddles, not in Young Frankenstein.

And baby! 15's my limit on schnitzengruben!

 

[sweet soft kiss]

Actually I was wavering between Madeline in Young Frankenstein and Trixie Delight in Paper Moon....

Only so I could actually have a reason for once in my life to say:

"Daddy.... Trixie has to go winkey tinkey."

She was so wonderful...

 

[sweet soft kiss]

I love you dearly, but Lily VonSchtupp is in Blazing Saddles, not in Young Frankenstein.

And baby! 15's my limit on schnitzengruben!

Ah... Lily VonSchtupp the Teutonic Twat.... LOL

 

[Nora]

Ah... Lily VonSchtupp the Teutonic Twat.... LOL

I'd take the role just to sing "I'm so tired...tired of playing the game! Ain't it a fwiggin' shame? I'm sooo tired! Let's face it boys, I'm pooped!"

 

[Guest]

Ah... Lily VonSchtupp the Teutonic Twat.... LOL

Oh she was brilliant in that. Little - almost throw-away - bits of action......and the holes in her stockings - wonderful. Great movie altogether.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Matthew Modine as "Joker" in Full Metal Jacket.

 

[Guest]

I'd take Cloris Leachman's role in Young Frankenstein - Frau Gluber, was it?

Or Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman - I always wanted to play a glamourous hooker.

 

[sweet soft kiss]

I think we need to do the movie penis game....

 

[sweet soft kiss]

I'd take Cloris Leachman's role in Young Frankenstein - Frau Gluber, was it?

Frau Bluecker.... "Neeeeeeigh"

 

[Lost Cause]

My secret role I'd do for free....

John Holmes part in "Insatiable" with Marilyn Chambers.

 

[Guest]

Nearly As Notorious

Well Candy Samples was in Flesh Gordon, no cigar but pretty funny dressed as a one eyed, metal hooked leader of the lesbian army.....

 

[Lost Cause]

Oh yeah.......