Mouse Balls

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[The_old_man]

Extensive research has found that the P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls may be substituted for generic Ben-Wa balls.

 

[ffreak]

And for a eunich mouse experience try the optical mouse. It sees where it is going but it has no balls at all.

 

[TheEarl]

It sees where it is going but it has no balls at all.

Sounds like New Labour.

The Earl

 

[ffreak]

I wondered what they had in common with Republicans.

 

[SlaveMasterUK]

Sounds like New Labour.

The Earl

yes - and just like optical mice, they spend most of their time looking out of their own asshole at the surface of their desks

ax

 

[Quasimodem]

Having had to help a Mouse with its ablutions, using contact cleaner on its balls, I was happy to encounter the new laser guided breed of mice which has replaced the ball baring species.

Just don't try to use these new mice on a glass surface, or Little Mickey will see that his balls are really a Myth.


Like some politicians.

 

[ffreak]

The Bill, as you probably know, is trying to replace even our crazy little wireloose mousies. He is proposing other pointing devices. My laptop has a touchpad which is a very good thing to have in your lap. I wonder what other names he will cum-up with for pointing devices of wonder.

 

[Quasimodem]

Considering that The Bill not only called his whole company Micro, but also Soft, and the first thing for you to lay your hand on was a mouse, I wouldn't expect anything too exciting.

Makes you wonder from where The Bill Version 2.0 is going to cum.

 

[Quasimodem]

I've just discovered another advantage of the deballed mouse.

You can't misplace your mouse, thanks to the glowing red tail light.

 

[MathGirl]

A one-balled murine

My mouse seems to be cryptorchid. It has only one ball. Should this be a cause for concern?
MG

 

[Quasimodem]

Re: A one-balled murine

My mouse seems to be cryptorchid. It has only one ball. Should this be a cause for concern? MG

Miss Manners says that a cryptorchid is not the correct floral accessory for formal attire , but as a casual home decoration they are acceptable.

 

[ffreak]

If you have a female mouse (one that has a hole where you thought the ball would be), you can still make it move around a lot by putting your finger into the hole and massaging the G spot and the Y spot. By alternating this activity with each one carefully you can actually direct the experience to a satisfying conclusion.