Big green donkey dicks

[StillStunned]

Whatever happened to them? For a while it seemed they cropped up in every discussion, and now I haven't seen one for months.

And how come no-one ever mentions big green donkey balls? Aren't they as big and green as the donkey dicks?

 

[mrs_mackenzie]

I assume it has something to do with the announcement of Shrek 5...

 

[SouthernCrossfire]

I just looked this up a day or two ago for an upcoming story where a stoner-type character is commiserating with the main character and says "That sucks donkey __s." I had to look up whether the actual saying is donkey dicks or donkey balls, but it looks like enough other people are confused on it that it can be either.

Now I'm going to have to go back and change it to something else if it's that out of style.

Edit: if, not is

 

[Kasumi_Lee]

I just looked this up a day or two ago for an upcoming story where a stoner-type character is commiserating with the main character and says "That sucks donkey __s." I had to look up whether the actual saying is donkey dicks or donkey balls, but it looks like enough other people are confused on it that it can be either.

This reminds me of a Family Guy cutaway in which Stewie is arguing with Matthew McConaughey. Stewie gets fed up with McConaughey and says: "You suck donkey's ass."

McConaughey fires back: "You can't prove that!"

 

[SimonDoom]

I tried thinking of a way to incorporate this theme into my next story, "Moms From Mars Conquer the Earth Sons," and I just couldn't figure out how to make it plausible.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Speaking of balls …

Discuss why the Brits use “the dog’s bollocks” as a description for something they think is very good.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Whatever happened to them? For a while it seemed they cropped up in every discussion, and now I haven't seen one for months.

And how come no-one ever mentions big green donkey balls? Aren't they as big and green as the donkey dicks?

I'll have to make a road trip across the border to Ciudad Acuna to see what I can find out for you.

 

[StillStunned]

I'll have to make a road trip across the border to Ciudad Acuna to see what I can find out for you.

That sounds like a country song.

Gotta make it to Ciudad Acuna
Make my way across the border walls
Looking for them Acuna donkeys
And their big green donkey balls...

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Speaking of balls …

Discuss why the Brits use “the dog’s bollocks” as a description for something they think is very good.

Have you seen how much dogs like licking their bollocks? They must be fucking amazing!

 

[StillStunned]

Have you seen how much dogs like licking their bollocks? They must be fucking amazing!

There's an episode of Red Dwarf where Lister and Rimmer are stranded on an ice planet with limited resources. Eventually Lister has to eat, and his choices are pot noodle or tinned dog food. Obviously he chooses the dog food.

"Now I know why dogs lick their balls. It's to get the taste of the food out of their mouth."

 

[Kumquatqueen]

There's an episode of Red Dwarf where Lister and Rimmer are stranded on an ice planet with limited resources. Eventually Lister has to eat, and his choices are pot noodle or tinned dog food. Obviously he chooses the dog food.

"Now I know why dogs lick their balls. It's to get the taste of the food out of their mouth."

There's the old joke that sums up male mammals:
Why do dogs lick their balls?
(Wistful man answers) Because they can.

 

[MyBareTorso]

You got me...I clicked on it...

 

[MrPixel]

Why do dogs lick their balls?
(Wistful man answers) Because they can.

A classic joke from a Deep South author, Lewis Grizzard. "Uga" is the Univ of Georgia's mascot, an English Bulldog:

One Auburn-Georgia game was on national TV. At halftime, Uga was shown to the entire United States doing what dogs do, licking his privates. Auburn fan Earl said to another, “I sure wish I could do that.” “His buddy Bubba replied, “Earl, that dog would bite you!”

 

[Boat1]

Whatever happened to them? For a while it seemed they cropped up in every discussion, and now I haven't seen one for months.

And how come no-one ever mentions big green donkey balls? Aren't they as big and green as the donkey dicks?

I simply wrote it off as the "Evolutionary Chain."
It seems that Big Green Donkey Dicks were the predecessor to the Big Bag Of Dicks.

 

[RIPAphrodite]

I prefer Master Yoda…

 

[TheRedChamber]

Why would they be green? Do we need to call a vet?

 

[Britva415]

Aren't they as big and green as the donkey dicks?

Imagine the balls that are as big as dicks.