Mount Me!

[Ginny]

Mount Me!


i just had the urge to holler that....i love that expression.....i saw simplysouthern's name mentioned...and flashed to it.....Mount Me!.....i loved Gumpy Old Men.....<nodding as i ponder whether or not to hit submit thread>....

it's fun to say.....try it......

 

[explain]

OK!

 

[unclej]

should i wear jodphurs and carry a quirt or would you prefer wranglers and tony llamas and a piggin' rope?

 

[perks]

http://www.marlamccormick.com/Portfolio/Monadnock/monlg.jpg

here. I've done this one 11 times in my life. I hope it was good for you, sugah.

 

[missy2]

I know a good taxidermist--a really horny one!

 

[TWB]

Mount Me!


i just had the urge to holler that....i love that expression.....i saw simplysouthern's name mentioned...and flashed to it.....Mount Me!.....i loved Gumpy Old Men.....<nodding as i ponder whether or not to hit submit thread>....

it's fun to say.....try it......

WHICH WAY BABY!!!

 

[Ginny]

well hell.....i should holler "Mount Me!" more often.....explain and his rounded plastic crotch said yes....my texan cockpig buddy is worried about his mounting wardrobe....perky mounted me beautifully as would be expected....missy knows a kinky taxidermist....and TWB is letting me thumb through the kama sutra to find a cool mounting position.....score.....

fucking yeah......Mount Me!.....two mighty powerful words....<nodding>....

if you're horny out there....give it a go....holler.....Mount Me!


nasty mounting and coupling permitted within this thread.....you might mention who it is you want to "mount"....or we'll have a full-fledged.....confusion wrought type orgy going on....oh crap.....i just flashed to turtle popping in....in a red canadian mountie suit..hat and all......hopping off of his giant horse.....and hollering....."no my dear!......you....mount.....me!"....then yanking out...well....okay......yep.....i'm normal......

 

[missy2]

Georgeous picture Perky!
Is that Mount Me in the background? I've been to St. Helen's,but not Mt.Me!

 

[unclej]

i love my dictionary...

mount...

to climb or ascend...yep, that'd be fun..
to get up on..ok, i'm with ya
to put into position...now we're talkin'
to climb upon a female for copulation...yeehaaw
to raise or go to a higher position...well you kinky little rascal you

all in all a pretty cool word...i give it an eight point nine

 

[TWB]

POODLE is old hat

Now just scream

MM!

 

[J.B.]

lmao..
Ginny... I'm trusting you here .... I'm going to take your advice...
Mount....line...? oh right

Mount Me!

JB

 

[TWB]

lmao..
Ginny... I'm trusting you here .... I'm going to take your advice...
Mount....line...? oh right

Mount Me!

JB

I believe in being straight to the point.

FUCK ME SILLY!


Hmm. That felt good.

Apologies to Morgan.

 

[J.B.]

I believe in being straight to the point. FUCK ME SILLY!
Hmm. That felt good.
Apologies to Morgan.

Doesn't it though

 

[TWB]

Doesn't it though

It'll feel good until it happens. Then it'll feel

GREAT!!!

 

[Ginny]

lmao..
Ginny... I'm trusting you here .... I'm going to take your advice...
Mount....line...? oh right
Mount Me!
JB

lol jb.....good girl.....it's fun to holler, huh?


Mount Me!

 

[J.B.]

TWB is right though... it would be so much better if you got to yell it out when it was really hapening

JB