Mothra vs. God

[cjh]

I'm betting on Mothra as long as God assumes his Jesus form. Jesus seems like a sucker for a cocoon.

All bets are off if the Holy Spirit appears. Maybe telepathy would permit her to overcome it.

 

[Phelia]

Hmm. This is a tough call. I forget - can Jesus breathe fire?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Ack, it's that crazy pony again!

Also Mothra should be able to take God. Not a whole lot of monsters have gone twelve rounds with the Big G.

My guess is God takes his Jesus form and fakes his death. Mothra will then fly back to his home until he is needed again to save the world.

 

[bronzeage]

Never bet against Jesus. He looks frail and not really fully recovered from the crucifixion thing, but he can kill a fig tree at 40 paces, just by thinking about it.

Don't forget, when he gets mad, he can really trash a temple.

 

[cjh]

Hmm.

So the general being seems to be that if you play the God card, you hope he can level up to Jesus.

Does that sound right?

 

[phrodeau]

Hmm. This is a tough call. I forget - can Jesus breathe fire?

That's how the burning bush happened.

 

[bronzeage]

Hmm.

So the general being seems to be that if you play the God card, you hope he can level up to Jesus.

Does that sound right?

The God card is actually 3 cards which are played in any sequence. The God card requires an angel card. During play, the angel has full God powers. The Holy Spirit card requires a live human card. The human will do whatever the Spirit moves. If a human is killed, the Jesus card can be used to restore him to life. If a human is killed while in Spirit play, and not reanimated by Jesus, it is turned in for a martyr card.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Godzilla would beat both of them.

 

[sethp]

What about wonder boy?

 

[pointless]

mothra is a god, you fucking blasphemer.

and when mothra dies it doesn't take her two thousand years to come back. mothra always has an egg ready for quick and easy reincarnation.

case motherfucking closed, bitches.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Mothra usually needs help. Last story I read had God ending everything, basically because he was a prick with nothing better to do.

 

[evesdream]

Mothra usually needs help. Last story I read had God ending everything, basically because he was a prick with nothing better to do.

That's a really good point. Just think if she could get Godzilla on side though, God might get pretty uncomfortable.

 

[Sean Renaud]

No one fucks with Big G. Big G is so bad ass that he's beaten both his Mecha upgrade and his space upgrade and nobody in the history of ever has done that.

 

[evesdream]

Ah, but then how come the old nick is always winning?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Ah, but then how come the old nick is always winning?

I don't know of any stories with Mechagod or Space God. Until then the Big G has conquered bigger challenges.

 

[KRCummings]

Ah, but then how come the old nick is always winning?

When has that happened?

 

[pointless]

you people know nothing of mothra's work.

 

[cjh]

So, when do we get to drink blood and eat flesh?

And is that enough to defend against blue and gold wing scales?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hmm. This is a tough call. I forget - can Jesus breathe fire?

Mothra has dealt with fire-breathers.

 

[evesdream]

When has that happened?

1914-1918 were totally his.

 

[KRCummings]

1914-1918 were totally his.

It explains a lot but it was a shit choice of periods to rule.

 

[bluemuse]

Gamera would give God a good fight.

 

[neci]

It's all about the smiting.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

*Shakeshead*