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baby blue said:Oman...that made me smile..![]()
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omahaman2 said:my mom was a very special lady
dang she put up with me
for years and years and years
and for those who know me
thats a huge thing
in itself.
just wished
it could have been
for many more years and years and years.
When The Lord Made Mothers
By the time the Lord made mothers, he was into
his sixth day of working overtime. An Angel
appeared and said, "Why are you spending so
much time on this one?".
And the Lord answered and said, "Have you
seen the spec sheet on her? She has to be
completely washable, but not plastic, have 200
movable parts, all replaceable, run on black
coffee and leftovers, have a lap that can hold
three children at one time, have a kiss that
can cure anything from a scraped knee to a
broken heart, and have six pairs off hands."
The Angel was astounded at the requirements
for this one. "Six pairs of hands! No Way! And
that's just on the standard model?" the Angel
asked.
The Angel tried to stop the Lord. "This is too
much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to
finish."
"But I can't!", the Lord protested, "I am so close
to finishing this creation that is so close to my
own heart. She already heals herself when she
is sick AND can work 18 hr days. "
The Angel moved closer and touched the woman,
"but you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft", the Lord agreed, "but I have also
made Her tough.You have no idea what she can
endure or accomplish.
"Will she be able to think?", asked the Angel .
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason, and negotiate."
The Angel then noticed something and reached
out and touched the mother's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into
this one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord objected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the Angel asked. The Lord
said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her
loneliness, her grief, and her pride."
The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius,
Lord. You thought of everything, for mothers are
truly amazing. Mothers have strengths that amaze
men. They carry hardships, they carry burdens
but they hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream. They sing
when they want to cry. They cry when they are
happy and laugh when they are nervous. They
fight for what they believe in. They stand up for
injustice.
They don't take "no" for an answer when they
believe there is a better solution. They go without
so their family can have .
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally. They cry when their
children excel and cheer when their friends get
awards. They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break
when a friend dies.
They have sorrow at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no
strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can
heal a broken heart.
Mothers come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how
much they care about you. The heart of a woman is
what makes the world spin!
They bring joy and hope. They give compassion
and ideals. They give moral support to their family
and friends. Mothers have a lot to say and a lot to
give."
omahaman2 said:also my mom was a good teacher
Thanks Mom...
My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."
My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."
My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"
My Mother taught me ESP..."Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"
My Mother taught me HUMOR..."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.
My mother taught me ABOUT SEX..."How do you think you got here?"
My mother taught me about GENETICS..."You are just like your father!"
My mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in a barn?"
My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand."
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home."
My mother taught me about RECEIVING..."You are going to get it when we get home."
And, my all-time favorite - JUSTICE..."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU -- then you'll see what it's like."
omahaman2 said:BB
if you liked those
youll love this
it reminds me of what a great mother
i know you are
reminds me of my mom too
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
The child asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth
tomorrow but how am I going to live ther being so small and
helpless?"
"Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you."
The child further inguired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't
have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy."
God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for
you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy."
Again the child asked, "And how am I going to be able to
understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?"
God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet
words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your
angel will teach you to speak."
"And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"
God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will
teach you how to pray."
"Who will protect me?"
"Your angel will defend you even if it means risking it's own
life."
"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore."
God said, "Your angel will always talk to you about me and will
teach you the way to come back to me, even though I will always be
next to you."
At that moment there was much peace in heaven, but voices from
Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, "God, if I am
to leave now, please tell me my angels name."
"You will simply call her, "Mom"."
