Mother's Day is May 13th

[TonyClifton]

I purchased a card for her today.

Here is what it says:

She's words that encourage, hugs that care,
and hands that help when you need it the most.

She's the voice of experience, the wisdom that guides,
and the eyes that see the best in you always.

No mother anywhere could be more loving and caring,
and no mother anywhere could be more appreciated and loved.

Happy Mother's Day!

 

[CandiCame]

That's my brother's birthday. Which I always thought was funny.

He was born the Friday before Mother's day and was a month late, so my mom was like, "My mother's day present is getting that the fuck out of me."

 

[Bert Notorius]

It's too late for all that nonsense.

 

[TonyClifton]

It's too late for all that nonsense.

Sorry to hear about that Bert.

 

[CandiCame]

Now I'm thinking about my brother's birthday. I bet I get him nothing. Because he's been a real ass.

I won't get my ma anything for mother's day either. Might get/make my grandma something. I still give the most childish gifts, like... drawings.