Avery_Chisholm
School Bus Slut!
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Motherfuck
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Christobal
Mostly I'm comfortable
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I am waiting for the blurt. What happened?
GimpyIntellect
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I get the feeling this chick is good in bed, but as soon as you're done, you wish she'd turn into a pizza.
Avery_Chisholm
School Bus Slut!
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Avery_Chisholm
School Bus Slut!
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Having the 2nd worst day EVER
Ishmael
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GimpyIntellect
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Having the 2nd worst day EVER
Tell us about the worst day and then the second worst day.
We will make sure you have them in the right order.
Christobal
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You know sometimes when we say we think we are having the worst day the universe steps in to prove that you have no conception of how bad a day could be.
doctor_insanus
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Well, it's all uphill from here.
Probably.
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Probably.
:avery:
richard_daily
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Having the 2nd worst day EVER
You should come over for pizza.
Debbie
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alot of old names still around here
Hi Avery! Hope your day got better
Nawtee
Avery hopefully tomorrow is better
lovecraft68
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Exactly. Just when you think you seen the worst? You've seen nothing yet.
To date, worst day of my life was sitting in a hospital room watching my wife make the decision to take her sister off life support then sit there and hold her dying sister's hand and sing to her while she slipped away.
I've been through hell and back when I was a punk kid and consider myself fairly tough, but I wanted out of that room in the worst fucking way that entire time, ugh. Don't know how my wife did it without breaking down.
Lancecastor
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Pussy.
lovecraft68
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No, the pussy was my father in law who was there the night before, knew his daughter was dying and left his other daughter to deal with it.
But I'll admit it, I'd rather take a physical beating than deal with that stuff, but I did anyway, just sat there, sometimes that's all you can do.
LIVINRFANTASIES
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Denny---<-----that's me! The male half
It amazes me of all of the threads with one or two simple mostly unexplained sentences. Then we have these one word threads that we are supposed to understand.
Motherfuck
Then along come a few words about the worse day ever.
I'm not gonna cry, I'm sure I've had much worse days and lived to tell about them.
You will have more worse days. That's part of life and part of living.
I don't want to flame you. That backfired when I poked fun at another poor soul. I was told I'm a NOOB. Why don't they just call me a new member?
But listening to my elders and other smart members I read lots of that members old threads. Hundreds of useless drivel much like mine here. Within days four threads alone about the same things. I couldn't take it anymore so stopped reading her old threads. What did I learn? I learned I was right she only posts for attention. I also learned it's not nice to poke lesbians with a stick. They form flocks and attack.
Okay I didn't learn anything or I wouldn't have written this!
Also I have been a motherfucker. Never fucked my own but I've fucked several other mothers and I don't remember any being bad days.
It amazes me of all of the threads with one or two simple mostly unexplained sentences. Then we have these one word threads that we are supposed to understand.
Motherfuck
Then along come a few words about the worse day ever.
I'm not gonna cry, I'm sure I've had much worse days and lived to tell about them.
You will have more worse days. That's part of life and part of living.
I don't want to flame you. That backfired when I poked fun at another poor soul. I was told I'm a NOOB. Why don't they just call me a new member?
But listening to my elders and other smart members I read lots of that members old threads. Hundreds of useless drivel much like mine here. Within days four threads alone about the same things. I couldn't take it anymore so stopped reading her old threads. What did I learn? I learned I was right she only posts for attention. I also learned it's not nice to poke lesbians with a stick. They form flocks and attack.
Okay I didn't learn anything or I wouldn't have written this!
Also I have been a motherfucker. Never fucked my own but I've fucked several other mothers and I don't remember any being bad days.
Fata Morgana
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Exactly who are these fucking lesbians you keep banging on about?
Emerson40
An evening spent dancing
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In his mind, probably every woman besides his dear Dolly, especially Hillary supporters.
Don't forget this guy comes from the same backwater as JBJ, in FLA.
