Most unusual place you ever had sex.

A cemetery

That reminds me of a joke.

A young man and young woman sneak into a cemetery to have sex. They find a big flat gravestone and do it right on top of it.

The next day, the young lady has a very sore back. She goes to see her doctor. He examines her.

"How old did you say you were, Miss?" asks the doctor.

"I'm twenty two," she says. "Why do you ask?"

"Because it says on your ass that you were born in 1822!"
 
My then wife and I stayed in a pretty ritzy motel in the city. The pool was on the third floor. It had huge windows facing the street, floor to ceiling style. There was an office building across the street. We decided to do a late evening swim after all the little vermin were gone. We went up there and I noticed immediately a guy in an office across the street watching the pool. After we swam around a while I started to get frisky, kissing her, caressing her ass, playing with her boobs. I kept going a little farther and I slid my hand into her suit bottom and fingered her pussy. She was resistant at first but now she was mine and grabbed my cock through my trunks and jerked me fast. I slid my trunks down and pushed her bottoms aside and held her against the side of the pool and fucked her brains out until I came. She never knew about the guy across the street until we got back to our room and I told her we had an audience. I know he watched because I looked and saw him. He got up after we finished. I can only imagine where he went.
To wank it off
 
A lifeguard stand at the beach at night. We had gone out to dinner and decided to walk back to the hotel along the beach instead of the city street. We saw the empty stand and decided to sit up there and listen to the waves. She was wearing a sundress and after a while, we got handsy and she decided to slip her panties off and put them in my pocket. Then she sat on my lap and grinded me for a bit. I got my cock out of my shorts and pushed up inside her and she slowly rode it as we continued to listen to the waves. Even had a couple walk by us and wave to us as we were doing it. We waved back. Never gave off the indication anything untoward was going on. I shortly filled her pussy with cum after the couple walked by. We stayed up there for a few more minutes, coming down off of our high and then we made it back to the hotel where round 2 quickly got underway and we tore up the hotel bed that night.
 
Just curious where is the most unusual place you have ever had sex?

Mine was in a clothing store. My then girlfriend and I were looking at sweatshirts for me. They were displayed on one of those circular racks and thy were only a couple of inches from the floor. My girlfriend looked around and ducked into the sweatshirt rack. You could not see her. She says come closer and when I was touching the sweatshirts she unzipped my pants and pulled out my cock and proceeded to give me a blow job. Unless you were standing right next to me you couldn't see her and believeme it was difficult not to react. She sucked me off and put my cock back in my pants, zipped me up and said softly let me know when the coast is clear. I did she popped out, licked her lips and off we went to continue shopping.
Let's see:
1. A cemetery.
2. Another cemetery, on the grave of my girlfriend's mother.
3. Motel swimming pool
4. At my girlfriend's house with her parents in the same room. We were joined but motionless and covered by a blanket.
5. In the rest room of a train in Vienna.
6. Beneath a shrubbery in a park. We could see the feet of passers' by just inches away.
7. In the construction area of a mall. It was a couple of days before Christmas and very crowded.
8. In the chicken coop of my girlfriend's parents.
9. In the backyard of the chancellor of my university.
10. In a rental storage unit. It was mid-winter and very cold.
11. In a hot tub while another couple watched.
12. On the hood of a rusty 1964 Oldsmobile while my best friend watched.
 
At a sex club called Chemistry in Brooklyn. We were there for a wedding and said "what the hell" let's go check it out. We are not swingers but there was sex going on everywhere and I was so wet and horny and my husband was so hard I lifted up my skirt and bent over a couch so he could fuck me right there in the lounge area. It was so sexy watching others fuck and then us being watched as well. That was before COVID and I heard they are back open again. Recommend it if you are in the NYC area. Very fun and friendly people and very clean.
 
On the pedestrian walkway outside Sleeping Beauty Castle at Disneyland late one summer night. My wife rubbed one out up against my knee. I had to wait until we got back to our Disney Hotel room for my Happiest Place on Earth ending. LOL.
 
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Up against a tree in some woods at a campground. Almost couldn’t make it work due to height difference. Came out of the woods and she went into a nasty restroom to clean up. A couple people told us to use the restroom up front, but she had cum dripping down her leg. I felt bad, I should have taken care of her! But she still says it was hot years later.
 
with a girlfriend in an elevator at her grandparents condo they lived on top floor elevator was very slow. She had on Sun dress and to my surprise had taken her panties off. We where young and she was a very horny Red head. Was a quickie she went straight to bathroom when we got up stairs to clean up. Still think of it today she passed last year at 59 from cancer sucks.
 
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