Most outrageous Desserts

[Sioux City Male]

What is your most outrageous dessert you know of

Kitty Litter Cake Recipe

CAKE INGREDIENTS

1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"

1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper

Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill.
Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs.
Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside. When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.

Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top. Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box.

Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!

 

[Sioux City Male]

Is this dessert that bad that no one wants to comment? (LOL)

 

[Denae]

I can't stop laughing. Who the hell thinks of this stuff?

I think I'd die laughing if I saw it at a party.

 

[69forever]

Is this dessert that bad that no one wants to comment? (LOL)

Thomas, my friend I've seen that one before, and it IS disgusting looking!!! LOL!

 

[Sioux City Male]

Thomas, my friend I've seen that one before, and it IS disgusting looking!!! LOL!

I received it in an e-mail the other day. I'm actually gonna try to make it for Christmas dinner. (LOL)

 

[Missingmeds]

Sounds like something from South Park.

Good evening you sexy man you.

 

[69forever]

I received it in an e-mail the other day. I'm actually gonna try to make it for Christmas dinner. (LOL)

This was and is a favorite of mine. Counting calories? Forget it!

Shaum Torte

Ingredients
6 egg whites
2 cups of white sugar

1 Tbls.vinegar

1/2 tsp. baking powder

any fruit topping; strawberries, blueberries,etc. in their own juice (optional)

Whipped cream


Directions
I suggest making this in the evening for the next day as the cake must stay in the oven overnight.
Preheat oven to 450 degrees.(YES! 450!)

Beat egg whites on high speed until foamy. Add baking powder. Beat until VERY stiff. Add sugar 1/4 cup at a time beating well between each addition of sugar.

When all the sugar is in, turn beater to low and add the vinegar.

Turn the mix into a spring form pan. DO NOT GREASE THE PAN!

Place in oven for EXACTLY 7 minutes. Turn the oven off. DO NOT OPEN THE OVEN! In the morning, cake will be ready to remove. It will look fallen. Cut around the edge of the pan with a knife and remove the sides.


Serving Suggestions
I like to slice this, place on a dessert plate and top with strawberries and whipped cream.(this will add fat so this is optional) Any fruit you choose is fine. But do not use pie filling. The cake is sweet enough.

*except Mom made it double decker*

 

[Sioux City Male]

Sounds like something from South Park.

Good evening you sexy man you.

Good evening to you darlin'

 

[Sioux City Male]

This was and is a favorite of mine. Counting calories? Forget it!

Shaum Torte

Ingredients
6 egg whites
2 cups of white sugar

1 Tbls.vinegar

1/2 tsp. baking powder

any fruit topping; strawberries, blueberries,etc. in their own juice (optional)

Whipped cream


Directions
I suggest making this in the evening for the next day as the cake must stay in the oven overnight.
Preheat oven to 450 degrees.(YES! 450!)

Beat egg whites on high speed until foamy. Add baking powder. Beat until VERY stiff. Add sugar 1/4 cup at a time beating well between each addition of sugar.

When all the sugar is in, turn beater to low and add the vinegar.

Turn the mix into a spring form pan. DO NOT GREASE THE PAN!

Place in oven for EXACTLY 7 minutes. Turn the oven off. DO NOT OPEN THE OVEN! In the morning, cake will be ready to remove. It will look fallen. Cut around the edge of the pan with a knife and remove the sides.


Serving Suggestions
I like to slice this, place on a dessert plate and top with strawberries and whipped cream.(this will add fat so this is optional) Any fruit you choose is fine. But do not use pie filling. The cake is sweet enough.

*except Mom made it double decker*

It sounds good. I'll have to try that one.

 

[69forever]

It sounds good. I'll have to try that one.

It's very good....and very decadent. LOL!

Make it with real whipped creme and strawberries....Yummy!

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to
make sure the Cuervo is still okay, try another cup . . . just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

 

[Missingmeds]

Oh goodness MT.....

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Oh goodness MT.....

Don't blame me for it...
I'll give you two guesses which one sent it to me.......

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Don't blame me for it...
I'll give you two guesses which one sent it to me.......

Oh I know, cause I told her we need to make cookies together!

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Oh I know, cause I told her we need to make cookies together!

Yeah.....
All of us together!!!!!
LOL

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Yeah.....
All of us together!!!!!
LOL

I think we'd end up baking pies rather than cookies if you were there with us. LOL

 

[Missingmeds]

If that one happens I want video please....

 

[MT_Pitcher]

I think we'd end up baking pies rather than cookies if you were there with us. LOL

I like pie!!!!!!!

 

[TantaLiza]

Had this one at work a few years ago... boss gagged so badly that he wouldn't even come back in the breakroom til he knew it was gone!! LMFAO

It's pretty cute but not for the weak of stomach!!

 

[Missingmeds]

This is a bump because I think that alot of good recipes could come to this thread.