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HeavyStick

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Originally posted by SilvaTungDevil
Today I decided to kill myself because LIT was such a negative place. *frown* *cry* *wipe food off other chin* I was posting to tell all of my LITfriends (you know who you are *wink* *belch* *kiss* *smooch*) when I accidently clicked on my own pic thread. I lookied at all the wonderful responses I had to my beautiful pics of me and my lover. I started to get horny.

I looked over at my lover. My hand was getting excited too. It leapt from the mouse onto my shirt. It scratched its way across my belly. My belly jiggled with pleasure. I began to sweat profusely. My love sweat poured out of me like a ship pumping its bilgetank. My hand made its way to my crotch. It grabbed my lovenoodle. I lost all controll of my muscles. The smell in the air was a musty sexual perfume. Again I broke wind.

I bucked my hips into my hands grip. Bucking and stroking. I had to stop to catch my breath. Im out of shape. I started again. I reached the height of my sexual passion. I climaxed and roared like a sick ox. My lovejuice shot out onto lastnights leftover pizza. I grabbed the piece and ate it. Someone had put out a cig on that one. I decided not to kill myself. I got up to PM all my lovely LITfriends.

More to come as happens.
 
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HeavyStick said:
wanna roll around in some cedar?

Nahhh - the chips get stuck in my hair. Wanna play in the wheel? :p
 
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sweetsubsarahh said:
Nahhh - the chips get stuck in my hair. Wanna play in the wheel? :p

how about one of the tubes..... others can watch.
 
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HeavyStick said:
how about one of the tubes..... others can watch.

Ooooh - they can watch or maybe join in - a furry gang bang sounds kinda fun!!!

:D
 
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sweetsubsarahh said:
Ooooh - they can watch or maybe join in - a furry gang bang sounds kinda fun!!!

:D

I just went limp... I had this image of ezarc and his sherwood forest ass walking towards me with men in tights jumping out from behind him.
 
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HeavyStick said:
I just went limp... I had this image of ezarc and his sherwood forest ass walking towards me with men in tights jumping out from behind him.

Laughing - goodnight, Heavy! :kiss:
 
HeavyStick said:
Originally posted by SilvaTungDevil
I began to sweat profusely. My love sweat poured out of me like a ship pumping its bilgetank. My hand made its way to my crotch. It grabbed my lovenoodle. I lost all controll of my muscles. The smell in the air was a musty sexual perfume.

I think I just cummed'ed.
 
Re: Re: Ummm, yeah.

HeavyStick said:
wanna roll around in some cedar?

I like your hamsters too, but will be unable to watch "Hamtaro" with my son for awhile without naughty thoughts running through my head LOL
 
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