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blobfish

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Are you people really that interested in gardening that you want to read internet acquaintances' stories about how their tomatoes are doing?
 
In my mind I clicked the "Most of the people hear are really boring" thread, but in reality, I clicked the finkgerfucking thread. When the images came up, I wondered, "what is he talking about, none of this looks boring to me".
 
flirty_but_nice said:
In my mind I clicked the "Most of the people hear are really boring" thread, but in reality, I clicked the finkgerfucking thread. When the images came up, I wondered, "what is he talking about, none of this looks boring to me".
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The ones with just a girl are kinda boring.
 
blobfish said:
I just pretend that I'm picking a nose, and that the booger is just barely out of reach.
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You and Pepe have a lot in common....

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You both sometimes go a little too far.
;)
 
Minalick said:
You and Pepe have a lot in common....

You both sometimes go a little too far.
;)
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It's all just for the lolz! If it came down to it, I would make a girl feel like she's just been smacked upside the head with a cauldron full of orgasm.
 
I run in a circle of friends where there is a girl, a bit younger, that is an escort. She doesn't really have a place of her own. She's usually put up by friends or has extended stays with associates. She's very accustomed to being done for, and is quite lovely. She'd been at my house for a few days after my Fourth of July blowout mostly lounging around while I was at work, polishing off my cereal, and wearing my teeshirts. In the evenings we would chat and have some laughs. I'd cook, she'd help. I enjoyed her company greatly. I asked her soon if she intended to stay, and that if she did, I asked that we arrange a business relationship. She was appalled. Here was someone that I considered un-flappable. Her lifestyle was decidedly fringe and her language was elegant yet salty; ultimately charming. Yet there she was, offended by the notion that I would trade in her currency rather than provide free shelter and food in exchange for someone to occasionally slice my tomatoes, and tell me wry stories.
After she left, some reality set in concerning our little group of friends and how this might test its strength.

Blob what can I do?
 
InternationalFunboy said:
I run in a circle of friends where there is a girl, a bit younger, that is an escort. She doesn't really have a place of her own. She's usually put up by friends or has extended stays with associates. She's very accustomed to being done for, and is quite lovely. She'd been at my house for a few days after my Fourth of July blowout mostly lounging around while I was at work, polishing off my cereal, and wearing my teeshirts. In the evenings we would chat and have some laughs. I'd cook, she'd help. I enjoyed her company greatly. I asked her soon if she intended to stay, and that if she did, I asked that we arrange a business relationship. She was appalled. Here was someone that I considered un-flappable. Her lifestyle was decidedly fringe and her language was elegant yet salty; ultimately charming. Yet there she was, offended by the notion that I would trade in her currency rather than provide free shelter and food in exchange for someone to occasionally slice my tomatoes, and tell me wry stories.
After she left, some reality set in concerning our little group of friends and how this might test its strength.

Blob what can I do?
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That's a sticky wicket. She sounds like a cool friend, but you don't want her living in your digs rent-free. On the other hand, you don't want to shit where you sleep. Some escorts offer the "wife experience", in which you give her all of your money and get no sex in return. Maybe you should go for that?
 
blobfish said:
That's a sticky wicket. She sounds like a cool friend, but you don't want her living in your digs rent-free. On the other hand, you don't want to shit where you sleep. Some escorts offer the "wife experience", in which you give her all of your money and get no sex in return. Maybe you should go for that?
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Ha! Blob you're a decent chap. Why do so many dislike you?
You tossed out the best one liner I've heard (read) in ages a couple of days ago.

"My fingers still smell like ewe."

That's comedy, mate. I laughed out loud and that is a rarity.
 
InternationalFunboy said:
Ha! Blob you're a decent chap. Why do so many dislike you?
You tossed out the best one liner I've heard (read) in ages a couple of days ago.

"My fingers still smell like ewe."

That's comedy, mate. I laughed out loud and that is a rarity.
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I'm glad you enjoyed that! Most can not enjoy a nice pun these days.

People dislike me for a few reasons. Mostly, it's because I post so much.
 
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