UK_Dreamer
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- Apr 15, 2012
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I haven't had a sexual partner for a number of years (too many to quantify if truth be told) so I have found myself needing dot look elsewhere for sexual gratification.... Including the fruit and veg aisle!!
There was this one time when I bought myself this nicely sized and rather amorous cucumber (sad I know, but needs must!) and I was on day two of filling a hole that could not be satiated when I turned to the trusty old double wank. Now, I don't know what caused what happened next but I have to say.... Shit it was hot. As I am wanking my cock alongside the length of this cucumber the thing explodes from the tip and pours it's warm juices all over my cock causing me to cum like never before, my only regret is that the same thing didn't happen during my ass play but saying that the seeds may have been a problem
Anything like this ever happened to you?
There was this one time when I bought myself this nicely sized and rather amorous cucumber (sad I know, but needs must!) and I was on day two of filling a hole that could not be satiated when I turned to the trusty old double wank. Now, I don't know what caused what happened next but I have to say.... Shit it was hot. As I am wanking my cock alongside the length of this cucumber the thing explodes from the tip and pours it's warm juices all over my cock causing me to cum like never before, my only regret is that the same thing didn't happen during my ass play but saying that the seeds may have been a problem
Anything like this ever happened to you?
