Most Embarrassing Utterance...

[eyesclosed]

OK, I've said a few things over the years in chat rooms that I really wish I could forget. Then again, I've read things people have written... clearly showing how important it is to read what you type before you click the submit button.

You know... "my wife was planting tulips around my neighbour's stump..."

So what was the one thing you wish you hadn't said?

 

[eyesclosed]

Oh gimme a break! Is everyone here a copywriter?

 

[Cathleen]

I have a feeling that we'd run out of space on the great www if I shared all my embarrassing faux pas.

I have to admit before coming to Lit I know there must have been lots of things I said that in my mind had no sexual context but since broadening my knowledge...... umm jeezz what did I say that for? kind of thinking has made me blush more times then I can count.

 

[yesYesYEsYES]

oh hell......I'm game......this is from a IM conversation I was having....and was said in total innocence really....as I was off to go cook dinner


"I have to go.......I'm cocking zuchinni"


haven't lived that one down yet...

 

[DLL]

I have a feeling that we'd run out of space on the great www if I shared all my embarrassing faux pas.

I have to admit before coming to Lit I know there must have been lots of things I said that in my mind had no sexual context but since broadening my knowledge...... umm jeezz what did I say that for? kind of thinking has made me blush more times then I can count.

i have one I needed an ice cream log from baskin robbins for the office and they only had the short ones I need a bigger one so I asked the kid behind the counter do you have a big log???We both cracked up at the same time..but he said he did and he will also get the ice cream one..lol


oh and I misspelt the word coconut as cocunt does that count???

 

[eyesclosed]

About 6 years ago (funny how the funny things stick in your mind) I was managing a photo session for a group of women at an arts theatre in Quebec. As I was setting up lights and testing a few things, I shot a few frames of someone just to see where the lights were hitting. After I said "Ok, I think we're ready" a lady stood forward and said "Oh, can you do me?" Being as professional as I could, I looked down with a smile and said "You mean, can I take your photo next."

She walked out of the room with her hands over her mouth. The rest of the women laughed in a restrained manner. She later came back with a big smile and said "Ok, I'm ready."

All was good.

 

[Christina O. Leigh]

That I once was married to a Pastor.

 

[always_smiling]

I said that I masturbated with a cucumber as a joke.

 

[eyesclosed]

I said that I masturbated with a cucumber as a joke.

Depends who you said it to... your doctor, or in a crowded elevator?