most embarrassing moment

[odidog]

Hello all, lets tell all, lets tell what our most embarrassing moment sexually is. Here is mine.

I was dating my girlfriend at the time and we were in my parents house. Both of us got horny and decided to go for a short drive. We found a place behind a church that had a pile of logs. After having our time and enjoying ourselves we went to leave, that is when we found out that the front tires of the car sunk in the mud. My dad had to come and pick us up and her dad had to tow the car out. Talk about being caught.

 

[MNGuy]

I once started a thread and nobody noticed.

 

[odidog]

im surprised

I really thought that this subject would get some response, I guess things are too embarrassing to talk about

 

[MsMuffet]

Nooooooooo.... it is probably party time in most parts of the country.... I, myself am just sitting back, and resting as I have been cleaning house all day. But I AM willing to admit.... was showing off my new tattoo to someone LIVE via WEBCAM, and was trying to be as tasteful as possible when all of a sudden, the sheet fell, wxposing much more than I had intended....

Ooops!

 

[lisalove]

Well since you weren't actually 'caught in the act', you could have been there to pray...sheesh.

My most embarrasing sexual moment was a cop tapping at the window while my bf and I fucked in the backseat of his Monte Carlo. He asked if I was there on my own accord, and then promptly left. Heh, probably to jerk off in his car.

 

[odidog]

caught

lisaloves it you got very lucky, but as you said the cop was probably going to watch from his car.

and for my record, looking at the evidence there was no way we were there to pray. Waiting for my dad to say something after he picked us up was probably the worst part

 

[MNGuy]

OK, here's one. When I was young, I was an assistant manager for a retail chain. One of my ex-employees was in visiting. Since we were short staffed, I was trying to talk her into coming back to work for us. She was stating conditions and I was agreeing to most of them. Then came the clincher. She said she would come back for 'sex.' I agreed that I could do that for her. She gave me a puzzled look and repeated that she want 'sex.' I again agreed, and repeated back to her that she wanted 'sex.' She started laughing and said more slowly and deliberately that she would come back for 'six dollars and hour.'

 

[MNGuy]

Six dollars an hour. How'd that d get in there?

 

[odidog]

where was your mind

Gee MNguy can we all say we know where your mind was while you were talking to her!!!!

 

[MNGuy]

It has a mind of it's own.