Most embarrassing experience

[Stump]

Picture this,

you have been away from home for 3 months. You come home on leave and go see your high school sweetheart. After a great evening she offers for you to stay at her house since its late. You agree and when you get there her parents are still awake. Not wanting to be obvious, you lay down on the sofa. A while later you are awakened by warm lips on your most sensative areas. You get excited and begin to screw like a dog in heat. You are careful not to make a lot of noise. Just as you are about to cum, the light comes on and there stand her parents. They are clapping and cheering.

That was the last time i ever went to her house.

 

[ShyGuy68]

I don't know if this have been take up on the board before, but I'm still going to start it.

I was just wondering what one of the most embarrassing experiences has been for people that frequent the board?

One that I recall was when I was an exchange student in the States. On the first day in high school, we were all in the gym, and after the principal had welcomed us all, he asked the new students to stand up, so the other students knew whom they were. After that he mentioned that they had a special guest there this year, and that it was an exchange student from Denmark, he then asked me to stand up. I have to admit I was very embarrassed to be pointed out in front of 400 people! But on the other hand, everybody knew who I was after that!

ShyGuy

 

[Shannon]

My most embarrassing moment came when I was having sex with a guy at school. We were under the blechers doing it. When he noticed that some members of the track team was watching us. We didn't get to finish there, but we did finish in my car.

 

[HiJincs]

One of many;

Picture yourself at a high school dance in a gymnasium. The gym is arranged with tables and chairs on either side and the floor left clear in the center for dancing.

During a break in the music the dance floor clears. I spy a beautiful young filly across the gym. I begin my best imitation of John Travolta in the opening scene of Saturday Night Fever as I begin walking across the empty dance floor.

Wait, I have to set the scene even more!

Long collared silk shirt, open to mid-chest, tight, hip hugging jeans, white platform shoes and sunglasses perched on top of my blowdried hair.

Ok, back to the action.

Exactly in the middle of the dance floor, the heel of my shoe skates on the slick wood of the basketball court and I take one of those 30 second, working my ass off to save it, arms windmilling, legs over my head falls.

 

[DrTom]

Is that why they call you Stump now?? (sorry, I couldn't pass that up)

 

[Stump]

i see that we have something in common DOC, we are both smart asses LOL

I owe ya one

 

[John1965]

It was the only time that I was ever caught. My girlfrind was giving me a blowjob in my car as we were parked behind an Italian restaurant. Suddenly there was a bright light which turned out to be the flashlight of a police officer right at my window. Fortunately he thought it was funny.

 

[Laurel]

This isn't sexual, but the most embarrassing thing that happens to me, which I insist on putting myself through every so often, is when I'm out and about somewhere and I think I recognize the back of someone's head. I race up behind them, tap them on the shoulder and say something silly and personal or otherwise inappropriate, only to find that when they turn around it isn't who I thought it was. And as I've mentioned before, I'm rather fair. I blush easily, and it's not a sweet light pink either - we're talking beet red, baby. Whee!

 

[Bossy Aussie]

Oh, Laurel, Laurel, Laurel, I'm gonna have to say that I do the exact more thing...far more often then is allowed, I think. Maybe we'll learn someday?

Bossy

 

[DrTom]

Yes Stump you do owe me one, and when such a time comes I will take my lumps. I'm glad you understand. I saw the opportunity, I took the shot. Nothing personal, just "business".

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Wellllll, lets see here...

Most embarassing non-sexual moment: I was walking through OHare Airport with my carry-on bag slung over my shoulder. Suddenly from behind me I feel a tapping on my back and hear "Uh, miss?" I turn to look into the eyes of one of the most embarassed men I have ever seen, "You're skirt is pulled up in back." With that he quickly walks past me, never turning back. I, of course, am mortified. How long have I been walking around the world's busiest airport with my short skirt hiked up? My friend lets me walk in front of her so she can see the problem. We are both thinking it is just the edge of the skirt or something. I know this is not the case when I hear her gasp and then burst out laughing. The blessed skirt was HIKED up, like my ass was showing (I weighed considerably less then and was, actually pretty cute, if I do say so myself). The bottom of the skirt got caught on the strap of the bag. OMG!!! I thought I was going to pass out from the rush of all the blood in my body going to my face...

Most embarassing sexual moment: It would have to be the summer of my freshman year in college. I was driving my considerably younger "boyfriend" home & we stopped at the forest preserve to "park." Things got heated and we decided it would be so mucch more romantic to get out of the cab of my dad's pickup and move to the back, which had a top, of course. We were dry humping like bunnies until there was a bright light and a knock on the window. Mr. Policeman wanted my ID and his ID. Well, he didn't have one. Like I said, he was considerably younger than my 18 years. Ummmm, I got off with a warning.....but was never stupid enough to do THAT again... (at least not with anyone underage LOL)

[This message has been edited by hullo_nurse (edited 04-03-2000).]

 

[Golden]

getting a nosebleed while eating her out and not noticing for some time .....made one hell of a mess!

 

[Bubblebuns]

Well here geos nothing,
My most em-bare-ass-ing moment was when I was golfing at my home course, waiting for the league to start. Can you picture the scene, all the guys hanging around the first tee waiting for their turn to tee off, I'm on the practice green chipping and putting. I bend over to pick up my balls

Rrrr-Iiii-Pppp!!! It was bad enough knowing that everyone heard them ripe but the worst thing was that I don't usually wear underwear,--- and today was no different.

I felt like my ass was hanging out for the whole world to see!!! Thank goodness I had rain gear, they saved my, well you get the picture!

I guess the sexual one might be next.
My girlfriend,(now wife) was giving my a royal blowjob out in her parents garage, the doors were shut, and we were supposed to be stacking wood---WELL, just as she was finishing the JOB, her mother began to open the garage doors, I couldn't get zipped up fast enough, (thankfully I lost no skin that day!

) anyhow, she was swallowing as fast as she could and her mom must have known that something had been UP! Her mom never said anything but often referred to her " BUG EYED" look! It was a close call but seemed to fuel our fires!!! I have many more "public episodes" but that's another category. Thanks for the memories!

Bubblebuns

 

[Sammyjo]

It happened today....

I mentioned in another post that I am doing an explicit video for a loved one (no you can not have a copy of it!!!) and I'm just about to cum when I hear this light tap on my door...for god's sake!!!...WTF??

I'm sure I was heard, because NO ONE knocks in this house...NO ONE!!!

So, thank goodness I was loud enough to be heard (i guess anyways) because otherwise, someone would have gotten a nice view of me with a plug in my ass and a huge dildo up my cunt!!! UGH!!!

sammy

 

[Weird Harold]

Originally posted by sammyjo:
(no you can not have a copy of it!!!)

... otherwise, someone would have gotten a nice view of me ...

Not even a clip or two to get a literotica amateur video section started? Please?

 

[Nobody Special]

Sammy as I recall You still owe me one, WELL, I guess I know what I want now

, I want to be the cammera man, Director, and Personal ASSISTANT if I may. BTW I have a great But Plug (if you know what I mean)

E

 

[Sammyjo]

Ok...I would place bets that not one of you men or women would want to even see me clothed, much less completely nude. This isn't low self esteem talking, this is real life. Granted, I know 3 people who would sleep with me at the drop of a hat, but that doesn't mean anything. Soooooooo...sorry to say, but I won't be allowing any viewing of the tape by anyone, except it's rightful owner.

SJ

 

[Nobody Special]

I'll take that Bet!!!

Besides I wanted to make a sequel to the one that you are making now.

E

 

[OldDog]

Non-sexual -- middle of an all star baseball game playing first base; batter smashes a low line drive right at me. I squat to catch the ball and hte seat of my pants gives out in front of 250-300 people on that side of the field.

Sexual -- gettin caught right "in the act" at 15 with my 14 yr old cousin by my aunt at my grandmother's house. She was pretty sane about the whole matter considering she had just seen me nailing my cousin to the pallet like there was no tomorrow. Next time we went back up into the woods around the area where we usually did our screwing around. Always looked around after that !!!!

 

[Melody_lane]

Not sure what my most embarrassing moment is...but this one sure had me change a few shades of red.
I was in a store with my(at the time) 3 year old niece. I was pushing her in the shopping cart, when we passed this heavy set colored woman. My niece's eyes widen, and she says at her loudest voice-"hey look, It's Oprah."

[This message has been edited by melody_lane (edited 04-14-2000).]

 

[Hurley_International]

And then, this one time, at band camp, I stuck my flute in my pussy LOL
sorry just watched american pie and i had to say it

One time I thought I was too cool, in 8th grade and so I did the whole Punk/Skater thing and didnt belive in belts
and I got on the bus and there was this one kid who really didnt like me so he yanked my pants down, well I was right infront of this chick I liked, and when he yanked my pants down he grabbed my boxers....
anyways.. thats mine

 

[Sammyjo]

NS, you will take the bet? Well, of course you will...you would probably sleep with me too, just so you could win...you men are all alike...LOL