Most disgusting joke EVER!

jeff_is_smiling

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As with all the threads I start, this one will go nowhere. BUT, if you have a sickeningly disturbing joke you've been wanting to share - THIS is the place. A thread to keep the rest of Lit all nice and pristine. Where only this thread needs to be eliminated to protect the innocent.

So, here is my humble contribution. A joke that is so disgusting and wrong, on so many levels, it rightly becomes the first of many (probably one) joke(s) for this thread.

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So, I was eating out my Grandmother one day,

When it dawned on me that, she sorta tasted like horse semen.

Then I thought, "Hey! Is THAT how she died?"
 
I called my boss to ask for the day off work.

"How sick are you?" he asked.

"I'm in bed with my sister," I replied.
 
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