"Most Creative Turn Down Ever" Nominees

[R. Richard]

I did a double reading on that one as well...


No matter the gender, the outcome is still the same. But, any type of rejection makes you take a good look at yourself, doesn't it? I mean, it helps you to improve on yourself.

I agree, although I suspect that the following incident is in a bit different time frame than waht you are thinking about.

I was living at the beach. There was a big street fair that beach guys and girls had to attend to kick off the summer season. I asked a girl for a date for the street fair and she accepted. Then, at 4PM the evening of the streeet fair, she called me up and told me she had another date. It was a social disaster for me.

While I was sitting there, contemplating my fate as a laughing stock, one of my co-workers came by with a very unhappy look. I asked why and she was stuck with her 15 year old niece who was mad as hell that her parents had banished her ex-boyfriend and she now had to go to the "dumb, stupid" street fair instead so that auntie could keep an eye on her. I made a deal with auntie.

We drove over to the street fair separately. I left a little early and stopped to buy a bottle of wine, a bottle of cranberry juice and some plastic cups. When we parked to go to the street fair, auntie poured wine for the adults and a cranberry juice with a splash of wine for the 15-year-old.

The 15-year-old was a hot looking babe! She and I strolled through the street fair with lots of envious greetings from my beach buddies. The 15-year-old girl was happy because she had a glass of wine and was obviously with a social lion. I was happy because I was not a laughing stock. Auntie was happy because she did not have to deal with a sullen 15-year-old. Oh yes, the girl who dumped on me was now a laughing stock because her dirty trick had backfired.

All's well that ends well!

P.S. Not only did we save me from social disaster, I got several dates with hot looking adult babes trying to find out "Who was that chick at the street fair?"

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Me: Why are you breaking up with me again?
Him: I really dig you, but you're just not girlfriend material. I mean, the sex was great and you're a super cool chick...
Me: So, you're just dumping me for no reason?
Him: Uh, yeah

three years later:
Me: So, you just got out of jail?
Him: I didn't do it.
Me: Sure.
Him: Do you want to hang out sometime?
Me: Not really. Ex cons with receding hairlines aren't really what I consider "boyfriend material".

 

[Softouch911]

RR and Miss Scarlett,

Fabulous stuff! Do I sense a vengeance slant starting to crop up?




Softouch -- Anger Stage

 

[Erlikkhan]

I'll never forget the line from "Play It Again Sam" where Woody Allen tries to pick up an existentialist chick in an art gallery.

Woody: So what are you doing Saturday night?

Chick: Committing suicide.

Woody: How about Friday?

 

[mlady_france]

Now I have one.

Scene: My bedroom. I'm lying naked in a very sultry pose with one arm behind my head so my breast is at the peak of pearkiness.

me: baby I'm really hot
hubby:*sucks nipple*
me: ummmm
hubby: I'm going to go write.
me: NOW!
hubby: I'm really in the mood to write.

 

[Softouch911]

Now I have one.

Scene: My bedroom. I'm lying naked in a very sultry pose with one arm behind my head so my breast is at the peak of pearkiness.

me: baby I'm really hot
hubby:*sucks nipple*
me: ummmm
hubby: I'm going to go write.
me: NOW!
hubby: I'm really in the mood to write.

Fabulous! So .... what happened next? I don't know about anyone else but what a great start for a story -- probably in the humor section.


Softouch

 

[mlady_france]

Fabulous! So .... what happened next? I don't know about anyone else but what a great start for a story -- probably in the humor section.


Softouch

What do you mean what happened next! If he had rolled me over and had his way with me I wouldn't be posting here. He got up and went to write! I thought it was a joke, but he never came back, And he turned the light out on me!

That's why he's trying to make it up now

 

[CharleyH]

We've all been rejected. (At least I hope it's 'all,' because I'd hate to feel alone on this one. ) Whether it be for a first date or outright sex or something in between, most of the turn downs are pretty lame cliches -- "I have a boyfriend," or the "headache" thing or ... dozens of others, most of them outright lies.

I've started to look for style in the turndowns. You know, the potential other who goes out of her/his (I'm assuming women will have some nominations, too) way to come up with something original.

What's the most memorable, perplexing, confusing, or creative rejection you've gotten?

I don't know, it usually just fades to friendship or blows to hatred. Best rejection I ever gave though?

HIM: Opens a cheap bottle of white, and sets down a plate of liver.
ME: "I don't put out for liver."

(Seriously, lol, I said that, but it's a longer story ) I bet it's memorable to him though. I also bet he never served liver to a date again. And he called himself a CHEF!

 

[mlady_france]

I don't know, it usually just fades to friendship or blows to hatred. Best rejection I ever gave though?

HIM: Opens a cheap bottle of white, and sets down a plate of liver.
ME: "I don't put out for liver."

(Seriously, lol, I said that, but it's a longer story ) I bet it's memorable to him though. I also bet he never served liver to a date again. And he called himself a CHEF!

Liver? Really! That must be the worst meal plan I've ever heard of. And isn't red the proper wine to serve with internal organs.

 

[rgraham666]

I don't know, it usually just fades to friendship or blows to hatred. Best rejection I ever gave though?

HIM: Opens a cheap bottle of white, and sets down a plate of liver.
ME: "I don't put out for liver."

(Seriously, lol, I said that, but it's a longer story ) I bet it's memorable to him though. I also bet he never served liver to a date again. And he called himself a CHEF!

(Busily scribbling notes)

Wait a second! Even an social dyslexic like me knows better that to serve liver on a date.

What a maroon!

 

[Softouch911]

That's why he's trying to make it up now

I'll just bet he is! LOL.



Softouch

 

[Softouch911]

I don't know, it usually just fades to friendship or blows to hatred. Best rejection I ever gave though?

HIM: Opens a cheap bottle of white, and sets down a plate of liver.
ME: "I don't put out for liver."

(Seriously, lol, I said that, but it's a longer story ) I bet it's memorable to him though. I also bet he never served liver to a date again. And he called himself a CHEF!

Liver? WTF? Isn't that illegal to even post on Lit? Sort of like bestiality and other grossness?




Softouch -- seriously nauseous

 

[Svenskaflicka]

What a maroon!

That's "moron", rg...