Most Common Fucking Mistakes #

[Guest]

Not buying her dinner first.

 

[Guest]

Forgetting to bring condoms.

 

[LaJovena]

Forgetting you have the clap?

 

[Typo Fu Master]

"Ooops! Wrong hole!"

 

[Willow Rain]

Not buying her dinner first.

Forgetting/ignoring forplay.

Forgetting that calling it having sex without them involving my clit, is like me calling it sex when we don't involve their dick. It can be done, but we are definately stretching the definition of what is good sex. (Women never make this particular fucking mistake... hrmmmm.. )

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Forgetting where you left her.

 

[Guest]

Forgetting where you left her.

Bwah!!

What, the blow-up doll?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Leaving cab fare.

 

[lil_elvis_lover]

Forgetting to brush your teeth.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Bwah!!

What, the blow-up doll?

I will say no more....LOL.

 

[Guest]

I will say no more....LOL.

Details - we need DETAILS!

C'mon!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Details - we need DETAILS!

C'mon!

21st birthday memories and that's all I will say.

 

[Guest]

21st birthday memories and that's all I will say.

Oooh.

Sounds like a wonderful story somebody oughtta write.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oooh.

Sounds like a wonderful story somebody oughtta write.

LOL...it's more like a sitcom than anything.

 

[Guest]

LOL...it's more like a sitcom than anything.

Even better.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Surprising him at your place with "You'll have to be quiet, my husband's a light sleeper."

Q_C

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Not buying her dinner first.

Explaining to him throughout dinner how independent you are, all the while knowing full well you're unwilling to pay for your own meal...

Forgetting to bring condoms.

...or independent and responsible enough to bring condoms in your own right.

Q_C

p.s. Nothing personal, sweets. Those posts just struck a bad chord with me.

 

[Guest]

Explaining to him throughout dinner how independent you are, all the while knowing full well you're unwilling to pay for your own meal...

...or independent and responsible enough to bring condoms in your own right.

Q_C

p.s. Nothing personal, sweets. Those posts just struck a bad chord with me.

And no offense taken.

This was just a copycat thread started close to 1:00 a.m. after too many drinks.

Never a good idea, I admit.

 

[Guest]

Add to previous post -

Although - if he's asking her out, unless specified, he should pay. If it is mutual and they choose to each pay their own way, that is acceptable, too.

And - most women take responsibility for birth control. We have to. Most of us do NOT rely on men because we are the ones who get pregnant.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Add to previous post -

Although - if he's asking her out, unless specified, he should pay. If it is mutual and they choose to each pay their own way, that is acceptable, too.

And - most women take responsibility for birth control. We have to. Most of us do NOT rely on men because we are the ones who get pregnant.

First part. Well-said, which is why many women don't ask men out.

Second part. Many women yes, but not most. Not by a long-shot.

But let's not argue dear (we can save that for the political threads ).

Q_C

 

[Guest]

First part. Well-said, which is why many women don't ask men out.

Second part. Many women yes, but not most. Not by a long-shot.

But let's not argue dear (we can save that for the political threads ).

Q_C

LOL!

And god, yes, the political threads.

Makes my stomach queasy.