Most boring date EVER

[trinityjons]

It felt like a waste of good makeup. I even shaved. Not that he was in any danger of finding out whether I had or hadn't.

 

[CherryPop22]

omg you even shaved? what a waste. Want to give an overview of the date?

 

[dagdag]

sorry to hear that.

do you want to share?

 

[linuxgeek]

damn. that's harsh.

 

[trinityjons]

There isn't much to share. It was just one of those that was downright painful the entire time. Every time I had to go pee I'd sit in the bathroom thinking, "how long can I plausibly stay in here?" I should have had an emergency out; but I usually pride myself on being able to handle anything.

And he reeked of garlic. As if he were expecting to be attacked by vampires reeked, not just ate some garlic earlier in the day reeked.

And his fly was unzipped the whole time.

 

[dagdag]

There isn't much to share. It was just one of those that was downright painful the entire time. Every time I had to go pee I'd sit in the bathroom thinking, "how long can I plausibly stay in here?" I should have had an emergency out; but I usually pride myself on being able to handle anything.

And he reeked of garlic. As if he were expecting to be attacked by vampires reeked, not just ate some garlic earlier in the day reeked.

And his fly was unzipped the whole time.

How old is he?

edited:; let me guess, young and immature!!

 

[Vilac]

 

[Shaq]

omg you even shaved? what a waste. Want to give an overview of the date?

Or let us view the results of your shave?

 

[trinityjons]

How old is he?

edited:; let me guess, young and immature!!

Fortyish. Respectably employed and well educated.

 

[trinityjons]

Or let us view the results of your shave?

Not drunk enough. Even alcohol couldn't kill the boredom; and it's usually so reliable!

 

[incognito]

There isn't much to share. It was just one of those that was downright painful the entire time. Every time I had to go pee I'd sit in the bathroom thinking, "how long can I plausibly stay in here?" I should have had an emergency out; but I usually pride myself on being able to handle anything.

While you were in the bathroom, you should've called a friend and had them call you once you rejoined your date. You could've told him that an emergency came up and you had to cut the date short. Then hightail it out of there.

 

[Killswitch]

There isn't much to share. It was just one of those that was downright painful the entire time. Every time I had to go pee I'd sit in the bathroom thinking, "how long can I plausibly stay in here?" I should have had an emergency out; but I usually pride myself on being able to handle anything.

And he reeked of garlic. As if he were expecting to be attacked by vampires reeked, not just ate some garlic earlier in the day reeked.

And his fly was unzipped the whole time.

Lmao......How did you pick this loser?

 

[linuxgeek]

Fortyish. Respectably employed and well educated.

must be worried about his cholesterol. too bad he hasn't found the scentless garlic.

 

[rome2002]

sucks that you wasted all that time..shoulda just left.

 

[CherryPop22]

Or let us view the results of your shave?

mine or hers? i also shaved tonight

 

[Killswitch]

While you were in the bathroom, you should've called a friend and had them call you once you rejoined your date. You could've told him that an emergency came up and you had to cut the date short. Then hightail it out of there.

lol....Nobody ever believes "The Out"

It works but lets be real. No one buys it.

 

[incognito]

lol....Nobody ever believes "The Out"

It works but lets be real. No one buys it.

So it's happened to you, eh?

 

[islander01]

His fly was open eh? Did he keep both hand in sight at dinner?

 

[Shaq]

Fortyish. Respectably employed and well educated.

TRANSLATION: He's ugly but has money

 

[trinityjons]

lol....Nobody ever believes "The Out"

It works but lets be real. No one buys it.

That's why I didn't do it. Although I did wind up going to the bathroom so often that he asked me if I was feeling alright, and I confessed to being a bit ill.

I was ill. Just not physically.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Fortyish. Respectably employed and well educated.

His loss. I'm Italian and don't even reek of garlic.

Shame.

 

[Killswitch]

So it's happened to you, eh?

No but My ex wife had one she never used, and just about every woman has one when out on a first date.

 

[Shaq]

There isn't much to share. It was just one of those that was downright painful the entire time. Every time I had to go pee I'd sit in the bathroom thinking, "how long can I plausibly stay in here?" I should have had an emergency out; but I usually pride myself on being able to handle anything.

And he reeked of garlic. As if he were expecting to be attacked by vampires reeked, not just ate some garlic earlier in the day reeked.

And his fly was unzipped the whole time.

Was his personality interesting?

He must have had a boring personality.

I (and others) could do those things and still salvage a date.

I remember a girl who flirted with me with totally yellow gunk on her teeth from lunch.

But she was so hot!

 

[Killswitch]

His loss. I'm Italian and don't even reek of garlic.

Shame.

Yeah but you sweat like a pig after one song on the dance floor.

Im so damned glad Im only half Italian.

 

[trinityjons]

He must have had a boring personality.

I (and others) could do those things and still salvage a date.

Correct. It wasn't really about the odor, or the lack of attention to detail when dressing. Those were merely distractions; I had to have something to focus on.

And your translation was a little off.