Most bizarre person you've ever loved.

[SEVERUSMAX]

For me, that's Lisa. Hands down, the strangest and most infuriating woman I've ever had feelings for in my life. Between her lies about other guys (oh, no, there are no other guys), our strange role-play (I had equal or more culpability in that, so it's not all her weirdness there), her attempts to make me jealous (pretending to like girls at one point), stringing along at least one another guy miy age, dating a 23 year old (whom she later married),and following me into the men's room, turning off the lights, and screaming "rape" at the top of her lights (by the way, this was at her dad's church, her father was the pastor), I'd have to say that she was strange and a bit too much drama.

Especially when you consider that she was 16, I was 14, and I had grown up in a very fundamentalist family where zero weird stuff was approved of at all. No, in those days, I was taught that you had to marry when you grew up, abstain from sex before marriage and any fetishes, avoid masturbation (rebelled against that one, of course), and sleep with only that person for the rest of your life.

So, yeah, Lisa seemed really odd to me at the time. I wonder what kind of marriage she and her husband have had. I actually feel bad for the guy, if she is still as psycho as she was back then.

Oh, and her younger sister acted interested in me, too, a lot of the time, but she was too young for my taste.

Okay, that's my horror story. Any other takers?

 

[lovecraft68]

I was 18 and taking a night course at CCRI. There was a fortyish woman sitting next to me who was pretty hot and kept looking at me.

We got a cup of coffee one night during break and started talking. After a few classes she took me back to her place and gave me a wild ride.

I was young but already liked it kind of rough and gave that a shot with her. she went along with it, but next time was on her terms.

LOng story short she became my Mistress, but she was absolutely brutal, far beyond safe sane and consensual.

I distinctly remember one time she had me tied to a chair and started giving me a handjob.

Doesn't sound so bad except her hands were covered in icy hot. And she insisted she would keep jerking until I came.

That was one of many nasty little things she pulled on me. Yet I kept going back for more.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Could be any female on the planet. God gave them pussies to keep men around.

 

[o_so_wet]

A (now) 66 year old dutch man (he was 61 when we were together). He was a doctor, a drummer in a rock band, put together the first hyperbaric chamber in the Caribbean, drank whiskey like there was no tomorrow and used to play vinyl and swing me around his home (every room...he would move me from room to room). One of the best lovers I ever had. So bizarre because of his craziness. I still love him a little bit.

 

[carlieplum]

Oh look! I just made JamesBJohnson disappear. Buh-bye now!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Oh look! I just made JamesBJohnson disappear. Buh-bye now!

How did you do that?

 

[destined]

Oh look! I just made JamesBJohnson disappear. Buh-bye now!

Don't know him; but based on his array of posted messages, I imagine any lover of his would think he is one bizarre person

 

[lovecraft68]

How did you do that?

Something tells me they discovered the ignore feature.

 

[wet_special]

I certainly had an odd one, and I carried a torch for her long after she stopped seeing me. It was always an open relationship.. she was bisexual. Taught me so much about sex. She was a graphics and communications student, as was I. She was articulate, hedonistic, enjoyed clubbing and going to Renaissance festivals. I wanted to do everything to make her love me, but the more I tried to ingratiate myself with her, the more she felt I would never understand what she really wanted was a man standing on his own, who didn't need her. I guess I was only 20, 21, and so very inexperienced, not to mention poor. She was poor too but her folks were comfortable. Worked her way through college. She was artistically talented and intelligent. She had a fixation on sex that bordered on destructive. She had lovers she disliked and lusted after them more as a result. Some details I really want to leave alone. An overtly sexual being, to this day she's showing a lot of skin on her Facebook portrait and it really is her. Not that I've friended her, but, small world, one of my college buds is her co-worker.

 

[YDB95]

We met at a political rally sophomore year. The following summer I was sticking around on campus and working at a fast food joint, and she came out to see me for a week or so. Which was long enough to discover she was bats**t crazy. As best I can explain it, she seemed to have an elaborate fantasy mapped out in her head where I was supposed to know my lines and roles without being told. And I rarely got them right. If I put my arm around her the wrong way, she threw it back at me...and then asked me why I didn't like to snuggle while watching movies. And worse. She also claimed to have a really sensational life story complete with a hot British boyfriend who had died of complications from hemophilia. By the end of that week, I was tremendously relieved to get her on the bus out of town!

She did look beautiful naked. I never got my lines right long enough to actually touch her, but I did get a good look at least.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Damn. That's crazy.

 

[pizzaboyatdoor]

My own best most strange would be a toss-up between....

....the high school, best buddy, boyfriend-but-not-really-boyfriend, that I carried on with for more than 4 years....right up to the night before he said "I do," because he "really wasn't gay." sigggghhhhh

***OR***

....the really loveable guy that I met when he was 55 and kept saying how much he wanted to be settled down and married and the white-picket-fence thing....the whole Ward & Walter Cleaver thing with some four-legged & furry Wallys and Beavers too. Just had that nasty habit of liking beer....LOTS AND LOTS of beer. And the little gap between us with my non-negotiable thing about a real relationship meant monogamy, and he couldn't get it thru his sweet but dense head, that that did NOT include us "being monogamous" with ten other guys at Parliment House a half dozen or so times a year.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Don't know him; but based on his array of posted messages, I imagine any lover of his would think he is one bizarre person

It shows up on my MMPI scores.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Something tells me they discovered the ignore feature.

Why is it perverts on LIT think theyre normal? Think about it. They wallow in depravity yet try and impose their beliefs where they can. I mean, how many times have you interrupted the Thanksgiving dinner to tell the folks about your incest stories and devil worship? Never sounds about right.

 

[lovecraft68]

Why is it perverts on LIT think theyre normal? Think about it. They wallow in depravity yet try and impose their beliefs where they can. I mean, how many times have you interrupted the Thanksgiving dinner to tell the folks about your incest stories and devil worship? Never sounds about right.

You have a point, although I've never claimed to be normal. I think some people here are in denial about certain things.

My family(which really only consists of the wife, the daughters and my sister/ foster parents) know my "religious beliefs" and know I write erotica. My daughters do not know the exact subject matter of all of my work

On the other side, my wife's Italian Catholic old fashioned family have no clue about anything about me. I'm not ashamed of anything I do, but for my wife's sake its not worth it.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You have a point, although I've never claimed to be normal. I think some people here are in denial about certain things.

My family(which really only consists of the wife, the daughters and my sister/ foster parents) know my "religious beliefs" and know I write erotica. My daughters do not know the exact subject matter of all of my work

On the other side, my wife's Italian Catholic old fashioned family have no clue about anything about me. I'm not ashamed of anything I do, but for my wife's sake its not worth it.

When I shrunk heads the first thing I discovered was how weird most people are...we're talking STRANGE. My best friends wife came in and unloaded a lotta bizarre stuff I didnt wanna know. Havent seen the guy in 21 years! He decided to divorce her, and she let the cat outta the bag. I grew up with him and had no idea!

A woman I worked with in the past came in after smearing feces all over some little kids. Who knew!

 

[lovecraft68]

When I shrunk heads the first thing I discovered was how weird most people are...we're talking STRANGE. My best friends wife came in and unloaded a lotta bizarre stuff I didnt wanna know. Havent seen the guy in 21 years! He decided to divorce her, and she let the cat outta the bag. I grew up with him and had no idea!

A woman I worked with in the past came in after smearing feces all over some little kids. Who knew!

Seeing she was your best friends wife, shouldn't you have cited conflict of interest and not spoken to her?

Just asking as my wife recently turned down one of her friends who wanted to speak to her "professionally"

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Seeing she was your best friends wife, shouldn't you have cited conflict of interest and not spoken to her?

Just asking as my wife recently turned down one of her friends who wanted to speak to her "professionally"

No. She came in on a police hold. The idea was to tag & bag her w/o any chitchat. If I was a cop Ida done the same. Let someone else hold her hand after I booked her. But she started blabbering at the end. Sunday afternoon, too. Football. Nobody was gonna come in for that.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Hey, I never claimed to be normal, but I'm not bizarre. Just kinky. Sometimes, the most vanilla people are the craziest motherfuckers of all.

 

[lovecraft68]

Hey, I never claimed to be normal, but I'm not bizarre. Just kinky. Sometimes, the most vanilla people are the craziest motherfuckers of all.

Religious zealots are the craziest of all.

MY daughter was dating a kid whose father was some sort of holy roller. The kid used to come over all the time and seemed pretty normal.

One day the father comes over and tells me that he knows I'm going to hell and I better keep my sucubus (no I am not making this up) daughter away from his virtuous son.

The psycho had his bible with him and was waving it at me as he was yelling.

I suppose I made things worse when I put my arms up and started yelling "it burns!"

Yup. teach him to rant after I just had a few.

 

[pizzaboyatdoor]

Religious zealots are the craziest of all.

MY daughter was dating a kid whose father was some sort of holy roller. The kid used to come over all the time and seemed pretty normal.

One day the father comes over and tells me that he knows I'm going to hell and I better keep my sucubus (no I am not making this up) daughter away from his virtuous son.

Oh thanks ever so much for that post!!! It just peeled the onion layers back on two memories once again, that I usually could keep well buried for at least a couple years at a time.

The first is the visual of the Episocipal minister's son that decided since we were both over 13 (just barely), that it was time to move 'playing doctor' up to the big leagues and talked me into experimenting with oral sex the first time.

The other was the 15 year old son of my own minister at the time (i was maybe 17), that during a sleepover away (at a church youth rally no less!); that his hormones and horniness were so far out of control, that he wanted to try frottage while leaving our (as conservative as his dad & our church both were) JCPenney white undie~briefs on! He didn't even bother to SUGGEST it....just started humping away suddenly, in the bed we were having to share....like Rover mutt with balls does to any leg he can find!

Oh yeah....those "good preacher kids" always WERE the ones to watch out for the most! Sometimes they were the BEST ones to find too.

 

[lovecraft68]

Oh thanks ever so much for that post!!! It just peeled the onion layers back on two memories once again, that I usually could keep well buried for at least a couple years at a time.

The first is the visual of the Episocipal minister's son that decided since we were both over 13 (just barely), that it was time to move 'playing doctor' up to the big leagues and talked me into experimenting with oral sex the first time.

The other was the 15 year old son of my own minister at the time (i was maybe 17), that during a sleepover away (at a church youth rally no less!); that his hormones and horniness were so far out of control, that he wanted to try frottage while leaving our (as conservative as his dad & our church both were) JCPenney white undie~briefs on! He didn't even bother to SUGGEST it....just started humping away suddenly, in the bed we were having to share....like Rover mutt with balls does to any leg he can find!

Oh yeah....those "good preacher kids" always WERE the ones to watch out for the most! Sometimes they were the BEST ones to find too.

Yes. I am well aware of the over active hormones of Pk's

When I was 16 my parents got into one of those holy roller churches, but never forced me to go.

I did attend their picnic where I met this cute little redhead who was the same age as me, she was the ministers daughter and I asked her out.

she refused however, she knew I did well in school and was pretty bright and made a deal with me. If I joined their "bible quiz team" for one season and got them into the ploay offs she would go out with me.

So I took her up on it and the finals were in Nashua New Hampshire. The night before we snuck out of the house we were stating in and went to get something to eat. I figured that would be the end of it. next thing,I know and upon her suggestion we're in the park fucking on a bench.

All I know, was that I was not that little trollip's first by any means.

Next year I quit the team , but they came up with another kid, I always wondered. I guess she was taking it for the team.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Yes. I am well aware of the over active hormones of Pk's

When I was 16 my parents got into one of those holy roller churches, but never forced me to go.

I did attend their picnic where I met this cute little redhead who was the same age as me, she was the ministers daughter and I asked her out.

she refused however, she knew I did well in school and was pretty bright and made a deal with me. If I joined their "bible quiz team" for one season and got them into the ploay offs she would go out with me.

So I took her up on it and the finals were in Nashua New Hampshire. The night before we snuck out of the house we were stating in and went to get something to eat. I figured that would be the end of it. next thing,I know and upon her suggestion we're in the park fucking on a bench.

All I know, was that I was not that little trollip's first by any means.

Next year I quit the team , but they came up with another kid, I always wondered. I guess she was taking it for the team.

Damn, I went to the wrong churches as a teen boy!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Oh yeah....those "good preacher kids" always WERE the ones to watch out for the most! Sometimes they were the BEST ones to find too. [/QUOTE]

Speaking as a preacher's son, I agree. I was narrow in some ways, but alarmingly dirty in others (well, alarming to some).

 

[pizzaboyatdoor]

Great one too, LC.

The funny sidebar to the second one of mine; is the older brother of the Pk with the humpyHump fetish....was also the guy that ended up marrying my bestest female friend all thru grade school clear to college. (she also just happened to be one of the Elder's daughters at another uber-conservative congregation of the same church, on the other side of town.)

I was the credited (or blamed) for setting up their first date; and they went off the Good Christian College together like the good lil Christian Pk and Elder daughter they were.

Just didn't follow that one 'Thou shalt not' about never ever before marriage thing, and eventually were doing the bed bounce so often, they moved off campus to keep from getting caught and kicked out. (still can't understand how they got away with the joint apartment tho???) They eventually were married and still are, happily.

BUT.....when I did the self-outted thing at our 20 HS year reunion, he refused to ever speak to my heathen, hell-bound ass again; and my best friend his now wife, was a little more than chilly to me.

Fast forward another 4 or 5 years, and she calls me out of the blue since she was in town with her elderly parents, visting family in the south. We hooked up for dinner and the convo eventually went to my sinful ways. I loved her to death my whole life, but just couldn't stop myself from mentioning how if that were true and I was down-below bound, maybe her and her hubby, and me and mine, could get adjoining condos at #69 WayTooHotHere Drive? After all, sweet friend...neither you nor Sam, were anything even close to virgin when his Dad performed the vows for your wedding....were you???

She pretty much just swallowed REAL hard; diverted eyes for a moment or two; blushed like she was 10 years old again and just got caught playing doctor with her Barbie and big brother's GI Joe; , and changed the topic REAL quick!