Moss or Manning?

[Lasher]

I've got a live draft for a fantasy football league coming up here in about an hour and I've got the 3rd overall pick in the draft. I assume Kurt Warner and Marshall Faulk will be the first 2 picks, I just can't decide who to pick.

I've narrowed it down to Randy Moss and Peyton Manning.

I expect Moss to have a great year cause Tice says he wants to throw 40% of the Vikings passes to Moss. I expect Manning to have a lesser year than he has in the past just because of Tony Dungy and what he does to offenses.

I'm leaning towards Moss.

Thoughts?

 

[Dillinger]

About the most help I can be is to tell you that moss almost always grows on the north side of a tree (at least in North America).

 

[Lasher]

Yeh, but Mick Jagger gathers no moss.

 

[Dillinger]

That's cause he stopped getting stoned - now Keith on the other hand...

 

[Lasher]

Keith Richards shoots moss into his eyeball.

 

[Dillinger]

Do you have any idea how high we could all get if we were just to line up and lick Keith Richards skin?

 

[Starfish]

I vote for Moss, because it is green for two seasons in partial sun, and fully green, year round, in the subtropical and tropical forest.


Wait, huh?

 

[Lasher]

Ted Williams' son is going to have Keith Richards body frozen just in case there comes a time in the future when all drugs are eliminated from the face of the earth.

 

[Problem Child]

Do you have any idea how high we could all get if we were just to line up and lick Keith Richards skin?

You guys go ahead. I'll be licking Denise Richards' pussy.

 

[Dillinger]

Tasty but probably diseased.

 

[70/30]

Keyshawn (j/k).

 

[Problem Child]

Ted Williams' son is going to have Keith Richards body frozen just in case there comes a time in the future when all drugs are eliminated from the face of the earth.

Tangentially, or maybe not so much, perhaps we should have Ted Williams' son frozen so that some day we can thaw them both out and Ted can kick his ass.

 

[Lasher]

Nah. Keyshawn will still be around in the middle rounds.

 

[Dillinger]

Can we get Ted to kick Eminem's ass instead? After Ron Jeremy fucks it, of course.

 

[70/30]

I looked on espn's mock draft and they had Moss 15th and Manning 18th. 8 of the top 10 are running backs. http://games.espn.go.com/content/ffl/2002/draftkitstory?page=draftkitmockdraft

 

[Lasher]

I wish I could draft against those losers. I'd have Moss, Mcnabb and corey dillon.

Moss has too much value for his position. He'll be second in the NFL among position players in TDs this year and if Tice does what he says he'll approach 2000 receiving yards. I've got a couple of QB sleepers I think I can get in the 3rd round that'll have good value.

Definitely leaning towards Moss now.

 

[70/30]

You were supposed to answer like Lost Cause would,

"Take a position that opens you up to criticism, and vote your conscience? I've heard all the "Yeah buts", from all sides. Even if you don't win the election, you know you voted your independent mind, not the herd's!"

 

[JerseyBoy]

dont forget that James is not well these days and could miss some games this year...that means better coverage on the receivers..less passing yards

 

[Lasher]

Garcia went #2. I got Kurt Warner #3, LMAO.

 

[70/30]

Didn't the Rams just lose Eric Crouch to injury? Don't forget, QB's need guys that'll catch it.

 

[Lasher]

eh?

 

[70/30]

They had him playing WR but he got rocked in the thigh and is expected to go on IR. I'm thinking of reasons why other dude took Garcia(besides being a 49'ers fan of course)