Mornings suck

[April]

6:55 am. I'm awakened by "ping, ping, ping". What the fuck? Get up, search the house and check the garage. Nothing. Back to bed. Change the alarm to 8.

8:05 am. Chainsaw outside. Motherfucker! Damn neighbors. Chainsaws should only be used after 11 am to be sure that no one is still sleeping.

8:45 am. What's that smell? Smells like aftershave or something. I lie in bed for about 5 minutes trying to puzzle it out. Finally decide it must be nothing. If it were someone in the house, the cat would NOT be cuddled next to me. She would be freaking out. Okay, okay, I'm up. *grumble*

*sigh*

I just figured out what the pinging was earlier. That blasted clock my husband bought last month. Damn thing should be taken out and shot.

I gotta go to work. *whimper* Someone go for me?

 

[Cibo]

So what was that smell?

And do I get the money too?

 

[Debbie]

The other morning? The alarm went off.
We got up, bigrednz did his thing. I fed pup.
I went and snoozed for ten mins, took pup to the loo.
bigrednz slipped back into bed, saying that the
f*****g alarm was 45 mins early.
Alarms suck.

 

[eagleyez]

Im drinking last nights coffee-warmed up,

In a truckstop in Northern Idaho-

Headin West

down the pass and into oblivion...

hitchhiking on this polar wind after

No Sleep.

Some mornings do really suck,

and then you hunt for lunch and move on...

Have a good day Litsters,

Feel the Love!


Birdbrain

 

[Smiley777]

6:57am -Cue neighbors barking dog.

 

[christophe]

well for once this weather comes in handy for something...its too damn cold out to do anything..