Morning wood. Use it or lose it?

[hotoldrguy]

OK guys we all wake up with morning wood at some time or another. Do you stay in bed and jerk it off? Do you get up because you have to pee and stand on your head to try and hit the toilet? Maybe a little edging and get up?

Do you have one go to or another or does it depend on the day?

 

[ydahecnot]

Depends on what stimuli my mind has at the time. Usually I pee, but sometimes I, um, take care of biz

 

[AmberLGreen]

Do you get up because you have to pee and stand on your head to try and hit the toilet?

Never mind the masturbation videos, this is what I want to see!

 

[hotoldrguy]

more times than not, when I have morning wood I also have to pee. So I compromise by doing some edging before getting up to pee.

 

[JudyCD]

I wish I could make house calls and help relieve severe cases of morning wood.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Never mind the masturbation videos, this is what I want to see!

I know you were being funny here, but I find it wonderfully intimate to watch a man doing those mundane self-care things that only a partner would have the opportunity to see. Including pee.

They can shut the door if they have to do more than that, though.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I know you were being funny here, but I find it wonderfully intimate to watch a man doing those mundane self-care things that only a partner would have the opportunity to see. Including pee.

They can shut the door if they have to do more than that, though.

I don’t know what the big deal is about peeing in a room where somebody else is. We all do it. If I am in the bath and you need to pee, come and sit and pee (not in my bath). You can talk to me too.

ETA this does not apply to strangers, neighbours or work colleagues

 

[hotoldrguy]

I don’t know what the big deal is about peeing in a room where somebody else is. We all do it. If I am in the bath and you need to pee, come and sit and pee (not in my bath). You can talk to me too.

ETA this does not apply to strangers, neighbours or work colleagues

Since I live alone with a cat, this is not really an issue for me anyway

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

OK guys we all wake up with morning wood at some time or another. Do you stay in bed and jerk it off? Do you get up because you have to pee and stand on your head to try and hit the toilet? Maybe a little edging and get up?

Do you have one go to or another or does it depend on the day?

I have a 3rd option. I have found that I am getting seriously stronger as I grow older. When I was younger, I didn't have the needed strength.

Now that I'm older? I'm so strong I can bend that sucker right down - easily. Interestingly, my added strength didn't take any gym exercises to make happen! Apparently, over time, my strength gradually built up - and I never even noticed.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Pee awkwardly and then go try to play wakey wakey