DarkAngel
Soul Stealer
- Joined
- Nov 9, 2000
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Adam woke up one morning immensely aroused,
so he turned to his wife's side of the bed. His
wife, Joy, was already up and downstairs making
breakfast. Afraid he might spoil things by getting
out of bed, Adam called his little boy into the room
and asked him to take this note to his "beautiful
Mommy". The note read: The tent pole is up, the
canvas is spread, to hell with breakfast, come back
to bed. Joy, grinning, answered the note and
asked her son to "take this to your silly Daddy" The
note read: Take the tent pole down, put the canvas
away, the monkey had a hemorrage, no circus today.
Adam read the note and quickly wrote a reply. then
he asked his son to take it back to the "lady in the
kitchen". The note read: The tent pole is still up,
and the canvas still spread. Drop what you are doing
and give me some head. Laughing, Joy answered
the note and asked her son to take this "to the poor
dude upstairs". The note read: I'm sure that your
pole's the best in the land, but I'm busy right now,
so do it by hand.
Here is an email that was sent to me this morning.. enjoy
so he turned to his wife's side of the bed. His
wife, Joy, was already up and downstairs making
breakfast. Afraid he might spoil things by getting
out of bed, Adam called his little boy into the room
and asked him to take this note to his "beautiful
Mommy". The note read: The tent pole is up, the
canvas is spread, to hell with breakfast, come back
to bed. Joy, grinning, answered the note and
asked her son to "take this to your silly Daddy" The
note read: Take the tent pole down, put the canvas
away, the monkey had a hemorrage, no circus today.
Adam read the note and quickly wrote a reply. then
he asked his son to take it back to the "lady in the
kitchen". The note read: The tent pole is still up,
and the canvas still spread. Drop what you are doing
and give me some head. Laughing, Joy answered
the note and asked her son to take this "to the poor
dude upstairs". The note read: I'm sure that your
pole's the best in the land, but I'm busy right now,
so do it by hand.
Here is an email that was sent to me this morning.. enjoy