Mormons

nici said:
Deviant sex that a male Mormon would have major problems with would be interracial or homosexual sex. Other than that, there’s not much difference between a Catholic and a Mormon gone wild.

Yeah, but do their women dress up in Mormon School Girl outfits? :D
 
nici said:
True, you'll also find tons of Mormon polygamists in Idaho and in the Bitterroot valley.

Still, if you've ever lived in SLC, you'll know where everyone drives to on weekends to party.

Yeah, Evanston, WY or Jackson, WY (God can't see over the Tetons)
 
drksideofthemoon said:
Yeah, Evanston, WY or Jackson, WY (God can't see over the Tetons)

Evanston? Evanston? Why go past Park City?

Don't forget Wendover.
 
nici said:
Evanston? Evanston? Why go past Park City?

Don't forget Wendover.

2 reasons....

1. Drinks are cheaper....
2. Bars stay open later in Evanston...and Wendover...or as we called it...Bend Over
 
drksideofthemoon said:
2 reasons....

1. Drinks are cheaper....
2. Bars stay open later in Evanston...and Wendover...or as we called it...Bend Over

True...

But in Wendover, if you're smart, you can get free drinks. :cool: :p
 
drksideofthemoon said:
... I would also like to remind you that prostitution is illegal in some parts of Nevada, Clark, Douglas, Washoe, and Lincoln Counties as well as Carson City all prohibit prostitution.
Yes, so is driving at more than 30mph in UK towns and villages, and murder.

I'm quite sure that neither of them happens.
 
Darla_Darling said:
Can we please get back onto the topic of writing stories about horny Mormons?


Have we decided that they are Mormon? I can't think of Mormons dressing any differently.

:devil: But, taking a whip to a couple of Mormons I know, doesn't sound like a bad idea. Ummm... then again, I know a couple of baptists, catholics, etc. I'd like to too.

Let's see how about a storyline where this old Mormon has 6 wives already, but takes a 7th wife, an 18year old (Lit reg) girl who is in love with the old man's son. They start an affair that then leads to him to become the lover of all of the old man's wives. No good?

How about his wives having affairs with the indian neighbors? Still not good?

He takes a 7th wife and finds out that she is a transvestite? (I know, I'm getting desperate. My mind is blank.)
 
I think that all religious sects have plenty of possibilities.

Someone mentioned their willingness to help out around the house. What if a young couple tried seducing them- they wanted a threesome and thought the missionaries would be a good option (they are mormons and not seventh day adv. right?).

You get these two young guys helping to unpack a library for this man and he steps out and is replaced by his wife. Several of the boxes contain photographs, erotic books, toys, etc. Wife is scantily clad and clearly offering things. The Mormon guys manage to finish the job, with serious hard ons, and once they are outside they discuss if they should go back in. The more worldly of the two wins out.
 
At the risk of tooting my own horn, and bearing in mind that it's one of my older stories and thus not one of my best, it's still pretty good for something I wrote in my first year as a smut writer: Door 2 Door is about a widow turned wild thing who seduces a handsome, young Jehovah's Witness who comes to her door to proselytize her......needless to say, she intends to "convert" him instead....into the horny stud that is his potential.... :devil:
 
snooper said:
Yes, so is driving at more than 30mph in UK towns and villages, and murder.

I'm quite sure that neither of them happens.

My point was that most people assume that prostitution is legal throughout the state of Nevada when in fact, it isn't.

I don't think I stated that prostitution wasn't present in the counties and cities where it is banned.
 
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