Mormon soaking

[astuffedshirt_perv]

Saw a reddit the other day and was introduced to the idea of "soaking" and "jump humping". From the Urban dictionary:

soak
When the penis is put in the vagina but there is no pumping or thrusting, so it seems less like sex. Preferred form of premarital sex for Mormons.

Jump Hump
The next level up from the Mormon Dick Soak. A friend of the participating Mormons can jump on the bed to create a sort of artificial thrust, thereby increasing the stimulation of the soaking parties, while still keeping all involved in God's good graces.

which just sounds...bizarre. But totally hot! Especially because I already like orgasm tease and denial. But the other great thing is that I have no experience in the Mormon sub-culture, so my latitude for plausibility is quite large.

Idea: Girl and guy getting into it, get naked, start soaking, call roommate in to jump hump, roommate thinks it's hot, they switch, finish with a blowjob.

 

[Abbafan]

The power of the human mind to rationalize is strong. See politics and sports for countless examples.

 

[LupusDei]

Totally off topic, but this somehow reminded me something sometimes called "Mormon porn" : get a picture with a scantily clad girl, and "censore" all her clothing by uniform color and shape overlays (squares or circles). Now pretend that the girl in this obviously censored image was actually naked. Especially effective done on group or public photos.

 

[Qubiquitous]

In a small town, very socially conservative, anti-sexual people, who are extremely uncomfortable speaking about sex, or even acknowledging that people have sexual desires decide to "scare all the young folks straight." So just after they turn 18 (this is Lit) the schools and churches teach a very "euphamistic" form of sex education where they "dance around the subject" instead of addressing it.

But several salient points are made.

Sex causes children.
Sex is bad.
Don't have sex until you get married.
Getting married is bad.
Don't get married.

Thus the young people of the town leave their churches and schools and the gals start giving guys BJs behind trees in the city park, and guys go down on the gals in their father's car parked in the street in front of their house. People are butt-fucking in the back pews in church. Everything goes except for "penis in vagina."

NO! NO! NO! That isn't what we meant! Think the pastor and the principal and their cronys... But talking about the subject is just more than they are up to...

 

[Carnevil9]

Showing my age here, but this topic reminds me of a very old TV commercial for a dishwashing soap that is so good for your hands that a beautician has her clients soak their hands in it. "You're soaking in it!" Maybe there is treasure to be dug in that line of thought?

 

[Qubiquitous]

Showing my age here, but this topic reminds me of a very old TV commercial for a dishwashing soap that is so good for your hands that a beautician has her clients soak their hands in it. "You're soaking in it!" Maybe there is treasure to be dug in that line of thought?

Oh Madge...

 

[Wifetheif]

Totally off topic, but this somehow reminded me something sometimes called "Mormon porn" : get a picture with a scantily clad girl, and "censore" all her clothing by uniform color and shape overlays (squares or circles). Now pretend that the girl in this obviously censored image was actually naked. Especially effective done on group or public photos.

I corresponded for a while with a jack Mormon who was one of my devoted readers. Jack Mormons are nominal believers who have rejected just about all their beliefs BUT are surrounded by judgemental Mormans so they still have to attend services every Sunday. His wife was a true believer and ruled out anything "kinky" which for Mormons is just about everything. I sympathized with the guy, my first wife was a sex-hating evangelical. He struck me as a very lonely and frustrated guy, for whom this website is a godsend.

 

[NightPorter]

Amazing. Is it any wonder that Utah is the porn capital of the country?