more terrorists found

[crystalizedjoy]

Alright, I've been watching the news for the past few nights. Seems they've discovered a terrorist ring in Buffalo, NY. according to my handy dandy road map, thats like, 3 inches away.. in your world, about a 2 hour drive.. maybe less, depending how many feet of snow we get.. anyways, the point, is that terrorism has now spread further towards me and my supply stash of M&M's. am I gonna get terrored? or whatever they call it? good Goddes, I better not. If I get killed, I'm kick someones ass.

 

[April]

What kind of M&M's? 'Cause that makes a huge difference.

 

[crystalizedjoy]

plain ones, the TRUE M&M's...

 

[April]

In that case, it's a toss up. If you had those nasty caramel ones, I'd have to save you, 'cause I sure don't want them.

 

[ma_guy]

Apparently there is an effort underway to deal with the problem here in the states. I got the following in an e-mail earlier today:

""Because the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman who is not his wife, next Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m.EST, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort.

All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove that they think it's OK to see other women nude. Since the enemy does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.)

Notify the FBI of any neighbors who do not participate. Your efforts to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and indicate your desire to demonstrate your patriotism."

It sounds like an entirely reasonable plan to me.

 

[teddybear4play]

Funny e-mail, ma_guy.

And nice sig line. Third Eye Blind rocks.

TB4p

 

[Guest]

Lots of terrorists here in Canada - and they never bother my candy.

 

[Freya]

Sheesh - that's never happened before. That was me, the silly Canuck.

 

[Sillyman]

Probably. Current terrorist plans include to assassinate every political and business leader in America as well as to blow up every single building. Pretty rough, huh?

 

[crystalizedjoy]

all I know is 44.44% of you want my m&m's.. get away from me!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!