More sex toys than shoes...?

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My dream is for my sex toy collection to be bigger than my shoe collection! I have visions of walk-in closets full of various sex toys, and to use them all...
Please tell me i'm not alone ladies?
 
raises right hand!

~ahem~ my name is Jo and I belong to the group of people that have more sex toys then shoes! :)

You are not alone!

Not as many as the op dreams of, but many many and am always wishing for more! SO FUN!! In fact its tradition in my house that we get a new batch of toys every christmas! ;) Love it!! Hubby does not seem to mind, even though the majority are for me! :D

love love the toys!
 
My dream is for my sex toy collection to be bigger than my shoe collection! I have visions of walk-in closets full of various sex toys, and to use them all...
Please tell me i'm not alone ladies?

Um...:eek: raises hand.I do have many more toys than shoes,and I have a lot of shoes!
It wasn't until recently I was completely confronted by just how many toys I have collected over the years. There were was a thread on the darkroom lounge asking what was in your toy bag so I started listing what was in the various bags, trunks ,cupboards and drawers stored around the house. Just the leather goods alone required six trunks.I do love my toys:D wellit didn't seem that I had that many until I started counting them I mean when you buy toys you tend to buy them one at a time and it can build faster than you think.;)
 
That is EXACTLY the kind of collection i'm hoping to build!

You sound like you are well ahead of me, but i'll catch up :heart:



Um...:eek: raises hand.I do have many more toys than shoes,and I have a lot of shoes!
It wasn't until recently I was completely confronted by just how many toys I have collected over the years. There were was a thread on the darkroom lounge asking what was in your toy bag so I started listing what was in the various bags, trunks ,cupboards and drawers stored around the house. Just the leather goods alone required six trunks.I do love my toys:D wellit didn't seem that I had that many until I started counting them I mean when you buy toys you tend to buy them one at a time and it can build faster than you think.;)
 
I think the Christmas idea is a great idea! We'll have to try that... We'll have regular gifts (to open in front of the family) and a "sexy santa" gift to open christmas eve... love that!

My hubby is actually the one that buys them all for me, so he obviously doesn't mind either.




raises right hand!

~ahem~ my name is Jo and I belong to the group of people that have more sex toys then shoes! :)

You are not alone!

Not as many as the op dreams of, but many many and am always wishing for more! SO FUN!! In fact its tradition in my house that we get a new batch of toys every christmas! ;) Love it!! Hubby does not seem to mind, even though the majority are for me! :D

love love the toys!
 
I have more sex toys than shoes!!!!

What a way to introduce oneself to a new guy....

I wouldn't mind be described that way by an old lover, though.

My shoes may be sensible, but my toys are wild.

Travelling with too many can be an issue, especially going through customs......toys, that is. Taking all those batteries out and THEN putting them all back in again, when you'd rather be enjoying yourself is a nuisance, but so is one going off in your luggage.
 
My hubby surprised me with a wireless remote control egg today! He read my mind (or my thread) - either way i can't WAIT to use it. I love giving him the remote and wearing it out in public.
I loved my old one, but it broke lol
 
I think my sex toy collection already outnumbers my shoe collection.
 
Sex toys are great, but damn they are cheaply made, at least the battery powered ones ;) . Half of those I've purchased have broken after a couple of uses.
 
Glad I'm not the only one. I guess i need to start buying better quality? It annoys me when things are described as "waterproof" and the first time you use it in the water it breaks :(

Sex toys are great, but damn they are cheaply made, at least the battery powered ones ;) . Half of those I've purchased have broken after a couple of uses.
 
Glad I'm not the only one. I guess i need to start buying better quality? It annoys me when things are described as "waterproof" and the first time you use it in the water it breaks :(
The last thing I purchased for the mate was a $50-60 item. I know some toys cost alot more, but in these personal economic times, that's alot of cash for one or two cheap thrills. And while we have several toys, I find that she usually has one or two faorites for extended periods of time, I don't anticipate our toy collection overflowing out of one small box.
 
My hubby surprised me with a wireless remote control egg today! He read my mind (or my thread) - either way i can't WAIT to use it. I love giving him the remote and wearing it out in public.
I loved my old one, but it broke lol

oooh remote toy is lacking in my collection!! geeze this would be fun! :) Specially in public! hehehe! I'd have the goofiest grin on my face!! lol!!

But orgasmic vibes in public! And other places! SO FUN!! hmmm!! Shall have to shop!

:D
 
My dream is for my sex toy collection to be bigger than my shoe collection! I have visions of walk-in closets full of various sex toys, and to use them all...
Please tell me i'm not alone ladies?

You're not alone. I just got 3 more in the mail the other day. I spend more on sex toys than I do on shoes...laughs

But considering I have more sex with myself than well, anyone else...shrugs
 
Hmmmmm...there are quite a few toys in the closet; only a few get used though. Shoes? Good grief! My woman oves her heels; luckily- so do I! ( hers AND mine) It'd take a big buying spree to catch up to the shoes....
 
Sex toys are great, but damn they are cheaply made, at least the battery powered ones ;) . Half of those I've purchased have broken after a couple of uses.

I went through that experience before, You have to start looking for better quality stuff. Even if they cost more its worth it in the end.
 
My dream is for my sex toy collection to be bigger than my shoe collection! I have visions of walk-in closets full of various sex toys, and to use them all...
Please tell me i'm not alone ladies?

SOunds like our fantasy; but we are trying to justify building a sex cave onto our house to store those odd size items that look like so much fun; but would be an odd item in the house otherwise. Like the big blow up couch wedge shape things etc. or even the light wall for bondage nothing to crazy; but toys to play with and tease. Stirrups and stuff like that... Maybe we should build a sex cave...
 
we are trying to justify building a sex cave

I never went farther than the toys, such as the wedges, swings, etc. but I definitely looked at them online and wondered. I guess the thing is I was an 'I" not a 'we', as he wasn't around enough for us to go that far. I'd love to have a longterm partner that I could continue with that level of adventure! :) Why are so many people stuck in sexless marriages (or unimaginative ones) OR stuck single!? No wonder there are affairs and Lit. Maybe polygamy or polyamory should become more mainstream to solve these problems!
 
we are trying to justify building a sex cave

I never went farther than the toys, such as the wedges, swings, etc. but I definitely looked at them online and wondered. I guess the thing is I was an 'I" not a 'we', as he wasn't around enough for us to go that far. I'd love to have a longterm partner that I could continue with that level of adventure! :) Why are so many people stuck in sexless marriages (or unimaginative ones) OR stuck single!? No wonder there are affairs and Lit. Maybe polygamy or polyamory should become more mainstream to solve these problems!

This is my our question as well, my wife has suggest being polygamy several times jokingly. I think us having a girlfriend or playmate would suffice our appetite. Now accepting applications ;)
 
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