More Realistic Events

[R. Richard]

I am campaigning for more practical and realistic events for the Olympics.

1) Spyware removal: A test of steady hand and eye to click on and run the five (5) spyware removal programs I have to run each morning.

2) Virus kill: A test of the contestant's ability to kill viruses before they viruses kill his computer. [Thrilling and death defying!]

3) Pop up removal: After the automatic pop up killer fails, the contestant has to go mano a mono [hand to hand] with pesky pop ups. [Requires a steady hand and a strong stomach.]

Does anyone have more practical and realistic events?

 

[TxRad]

There's always the Password Remembrance Game.... How many passwords can you get right in 60 seconds......

 

[cloudy]

Small Child Wrestling: a timed event involving waking said child and getting them dressed, gathering papers, etc., and placing them in a backpack, AND getting backpack and child outside in time for the bus to pick them up for school.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

The "how much can mommy take before she loses it" event where over a course of several days, ever child in her household takes turns getting sick, while she fights a headache that refuses to go away and THEN she gets a bad cold and comes home from taking the other three kids to school to find the little one has puked ALL over the floor from the kitchen to the bathroom (while daddy remained blissfully unaware upstairs.)

 

[TxRad]

Hold on now.....

Cloudy, Crim......

We can't have anything that actually resembles real life in the Olympics..... or even people that resemble real life for that matter.....

It's got to be mindless entertainment.....

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Hold on now.....

Cloudy, Crim......

We can't have anything that actually resembles real life in the Olympics..... or even people that resemble real life for that matter.....

It's got to be mindless entertainment.....

Well, the title of the thread did say more realistic events. What? Watching a kid puke everywhere isn't entertaining?

 

[TxRad]

Well, the title of the thread did say more realistic events. What? Watching a kid puke everywhere isn't entertaining?

Realistic is one thing but.......

Hmmmm, you do have a point there...... unless you have to clean it up..... been there done that......

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

unless you have to clean it up..... been there done that......

Oh, let's not talk about that. That's all I've been doing for the last three days.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I am campaigning for more practical and realistic events for the Olympics.

1) Spyware removal: A test of steady hand and eye to click on and run the five (5) spyware removal programs I have to run each morning.

2) Virus kill: A test of the contestant's ability to kill viruses before they viruses kill his computer. [Thrilling and death defying!]

3) Pop up removal: After the automatic pop up killer fails, the contestant has to go mano a mono [hand to hand] with pesky pop ups. [Requires a steady hand and a strong stomach.]

Does anyone have more practical and realistic events?

YES!!!!

 

[R. Richard]

There's always the Password Remembrance Game.... How many passwords can you get right in 60 seconds......

Good idea! The problem I see here is that someone will want to change it to how many passwords can you get WRONG in 60 seconds, a much more flashy event.

 

[oggbashan]

Appropriate to this site

1. Removing a bra singlehanded while kissing. Additional marks for achieving the object without the bra wearer noticing or objecting.

2. Undressing in a seductive manner while kissing. For men: when do the socks come off? Additional marks for style.

3. Historic version: Extricating a woman from an 18-hour girdle without her assistance. Detaching suspenders and rolling down stockings. Modern version: Removing a basque without damage to the basque or its wearer. Removing sheer pantyhose without snagging.

4. Arousing partner to orgasm by words alone. Additional marks if done in a literate manner.

Og

 

[Guest]

Responding to "Does this make me look fat?"

Balancing a budget with two people drawing on a joint checking account.

And the newest realistic sport, "Shooting Donors"

 

[entitled]

Jehovah's Witness ducking

to coincide with

inlaw ducking

 

[R. Richard]

2. Undressing in a seductive manner while kissing. For men: when do the socks come off? Additional marks for style.
Og

Og:
Properly selected, the lady is supposed to knock your socks off!

 

[elsol]

Responding to "Does this make me look fat?"

As a male, extracting yourself from a roomful of 'females' when one says "My boyfriend just cheated on me... again."

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[zeb1094]

Jehovah's Witness ducking

to coincide with

inlaw ducking

Jehovah's Witness Tossing: From the living room out the Front door and down the stairs. Longest toss wins.

 

[Guest]

Jehovah's Witness Tossing: From the living room out the Front door and down the stairs. Longest toss wins.

Could be a science fair project for a kid. What flys further down the front steps : a Jehovah witness or a Mormon missionary?

I'm so going to heck.

"Phil, The Prince of Insufficient Light, is the ruler of Heck (for sinners whose transgressions aren't serious enough for Hell). He pops up about once a year to impose mild sanctions for mild sins. For example, once he punished Dilbert by making him eat lunch with the accountants."

 

[glynndah]

May I suggest:

Grocery Slalom: Shopping for 2 week's worth of groceries, spending triple digits, and putting said groceries away before someone in the household says "There's nothing to eat!" Extra style points for remembering the grocery list and using it; shopping with toddlers; recording the amount of the check when the check is written; actually folding the grocery bags and stowing them away, etc. Deductions for using the "10 items or less" lane; forgetting the checkbook; having your card declined; not using the grocery list; toddler or shopper tantrums, etc.

Laundry Sprints: Doing a set amount of laundry (week, month, etc.) before the hamper fills up again. Style points for gathering up the stuff off the floor; matching up the socks; returning the clothing to the correct owner, etc. Deductions for shrinkage;any "pink" items; lost socks; crayons and other contraband left in pockets, etc.