More Random Thoughts

I hate it when that part of me gets all fangirly.

I just want to slap her and tell her to stfu.
 
Our hatchimal hatched today....got to just be smarter than a fucking egg
 
Why don't they just fix the bump in the road rather than putting up a sign pointing it out.
 
Why are there so many accidents with cars and pedestrians, or bikes? And why so many hit & runs?
 
My last pedicure looks like a French pedicure now.
 
There is a big difference "I can't do it" and "I don' want to do it"
 
Greatest fear as i empty the dishwasher or the drying rack...dropping a knife point down into my foot...:eek:
 
Greatest fear as i empty the dishwasher or the drying rack...dropping a knife point down into my foot...:eek:

Did that once with a carving fork. One of the tines missed, the other left a scar that makes for a good story.
 
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