More powerful than penis envy in women...

Shaq

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Is urinal envy.....the claws of male dominance show their scars most in that ingenius contraption that lets us alleviate our bowels expediently and with low risk of butt to public toilet seat contact...

heh...I'm reminded of this because some girl asked what the "rules to the urinal" are...I tell you...when men set foot between the doors of a public restroom...it's a different world in there...
 
Shaq said:
Is urinal envy.....the claws of male dominance show their scars most in that ingenius contraption that lets us alleviate our bowels expediently and with low risk of butt to public toilet seat contact...

heh...I'm reminded of this because some girl asked what the "rules to the urinal" are...I tell you...when men set foot between the doors of a public restroom...it's a different world in there...

I recall seeing something on a fluff news magzaine where some feminist broad wanted female urinals. Her team came up with a design that was utterly ridiculous.

I wonder if anything ever came of it.
 
Re: Re: More powerful than penis envy in women...

RastaPope said:


I recall seeing something on a fluff news magzaine where some feminist broad wanted female urinals. Her team came up with a design that was utterly ridiculous.

I wonder if anything ever came of it.

If it was those urinals that were embedded into the floor I think I have seen some...they were not an improvement of the toilet...
 
Public restrooms are a different game. In Germany, one restroom I went into had a round urinal that was also a water fountain. Clean water would spout up from the top, and run down the fountain walls, flushing the urinal. You could stand anywhere along the circumference of the circle, and piss into the middle.

Women could have something similar to this I would think...just that there's no damn seat to put down.

** There is a site on the web that shows the proper way for a woman to use a man's urinal. They do tend to get their ankles wet a lot though.
 
I remember when I was a little kid, I had this female friend (we were like 5 or so) and we used to stand and pee together for some reason (don't ask me, I don't even really remember this). I guess women can just sort of squeeze and get a good stream going. There is actually a site about it somewhere hehe.
 
Bob_Bytchin said:
In Germany, one restroom I went into had a round urinal that was also a water fountain. Clean water would spout up from the top, and run down the fountain walls, flushing the urinal. You could stand anywhere along the circumference of the circle, and piss into the middle.


Givin the inconsideration that is almost chic in our culture I see an alarming potential for abuse of this contraption...
 
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