More mysteries of the right-wing brain

[shereads]

My sister - who stlll insists that GWB was "a great president" and who used to call people traitors for "criticizing our Commander in Chief during war time," has finally realized that she cannot talk her kid out of joining the military.

She said,

"I just hope and pray that our moron of a president (Obama) won't send my son to war."



Yes, friends, now it's Obama's fault that America is at war. (That's socialists for you!) I can't even say I'm surprised at this latest brain-pretzel. Just stunned that these people exist alongside the rest of us and lead seemingly normal lives.

 

[Guest]

My sister blames Obama for being laid off from her job last December.

We do need to get these two together.

 

[shereads]

My sister blames Obama for being laid off from her job last December.

That bastard made your sister lose her job before he even bothered faking the oath of office?

Now I'm angry.

 

[Guest]

That bastard made your sister lose her job before he even bothered faking the oath of office?

Now I'm angry.

It's terrible.

Damn him, anyway.

 

[midwestyankee]

Sweet Jeebus on a Sybian, what's next? Will they blame him for how much the Hershey bar has shrunk over the last 20 years?

 

[sr71plt]

Sweet Jeebus on a Sybian, what's next? Will they blame him for how much the Hershey bar has shrunk over the last 20 years?

Yeah, I'm glad someone else noticed that and realized who to blame.

 

[shereads]

Sweet Jeebus on a Sybian, what's next? Will they blame him for how much the Hershey bar has shrunk over the last 20 years?

Statistics don't lie, pal.

 

[Safe_Bet]

My sister - who stlll insists that GWB was "a great president" and who used to call people traitors for "criticizing our Commander in Chief during war time," has finally realized that she cannot talk her kid out of joining the military.

She said,

"I just hope and pray that our moron of a president (Obama) won't send my son to war."



Yes, friends, now it's Obama's fault that America is at war. (That's socialists for you!) I can't even say I'm surprised at this latest brain-pretzel. Just stunned that these people exist alongside the rest of us and lead seemingly normal lives.

Please don't use "GWB was a great president" and "normal" in the same post again. It makes my computer screen get all messed up.

BTW, you forgot to mention that the financial crisis is Obama's fault as well.

 

[shereads]

Please don't use "GWB was a great president" and "normal" in the same post again. It makes my computer screen get all messed up.

BTW, you forgot to mention that the financial crisis is Obama's fault as well.

No, the financial crisis is the fault of the Democratic majority "who have been running Congress all these years."

(I am not making that up.)

 

[midwestyankee]

Statistics don't lie, pal.

I know. I learned that from Glen Beck.

 

[shereads]

I know. I learned that from Glen Beck.

When he was sobbing like a little girl?

 

[midwestyankee]

When he was sobbing like a little girl?

Has he not done this on all his shows, in one form or another?

 

[shereads]

Has he not done this on all his shows, in one form or another?

I only saw the one <sniff> recent clip.

Thank god he left HLN for Fox. He was ruining my Nancy Grace lapel-watch.

 

[3113]

Sweet Jeebus on a Sybian, what's next? Will they blame him for how much the Hershey bar has shrunk over the last 20 years?

Yeah, I'm glad someone else noticed that and realized who to blame.

It's because Obama's a socialist Muslim.

Throw some tea into the bathtub. It'll help.

 

[sr71plt]

It's because Obama's a socialist Muslim.

Throw some tea into the bathtub. It'll help.

Well, he spent an awful lot of time in Pennsylvania during the campaign. Just sayin'.

 

[midwestyankee]

Well, he spent an awful lot of time in Pennsylvania during the campaign. Just sayin'.

Does that make him a miner with a heart of gold?

 

[glynndah]

That bastard made your sister lose her job before he even bothered faking the oath of office?

Now I'm angry.

Faking the oath of office? According to the vast majority of the people I work with, and used to eat lunch with, that's exactly what happened.

Well, that and the fact that his chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, is a Jew, which is the only reason Obama isn't openly practicing Islam in the White House.

 

[amicus]

Does that make him a miner with a heart of gold?

~~~

(No Neil Young lyrics permitted here, too left wing)

or was that minor with a....?

ami

 

[sr71plt]

Well, that and the fact that his chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, is a Jew,

Yeah, and with that name, he's a Muslim too, ain't he?

 

[Xelebes]

Does that make him a miner with a heart of gold?

Are you saying that Michelle is a sexual predator?




. . .

 

[Somme]

Please don't use "GWB was a great president" and "normal" in the same post again. It makes my computer screen get all messed up.

BTW, you forgot to mention that the financial crisis is Obama's fault as well.

Me too - although its got better without the mouthful of coffee.........

 

[shereads]

double post

 

[shereads]

Please don't use "GWB was a great president" and "normal" in the same post again. It makes my computer screen get all messed up.

Okay, let's try it without the word great.

"GWB was a normal president."

<coffee spew>

 

[Guest]

Okay, let's try it without the word great.

"GWB was a normal president."

<coffee spew>

GWB was a president who _____________________________.


Great question for upcoming high school history classes.

Of course, we could play fill-in-the-blanks ourselves.

 

[Safe_Bet]

GWB was a president who _____________________________.


Great question for upcoming high school history classes.

Of course, we could play fill-in-the-blanks ourselves.

Okay, but let's make the game really, really difficult. No swearing...