More film quotes

[nasty]

I just saw "Almost Famous" and HAD to write this for everyone to see.

"We are not groupies. Were Band-Aids." Kate Hudson.

 

[bluntforcemama]

from Army of Darkness:

Hail to the King, baby.

 

[Renegade]

What is it with me and Movie quotes? *Shrugs*

The Princess Bride

Fezzik: "That Vizzini, he can fuss."

Inigo: "Fuss, fuss....I think he like to scream at us."

Fezzik: "Probably he means no harm."

Inigo: "He's really very short on charm."

Fezzik: "You have a great gift for rhyme."

Inigo: "Yes, yes, some of the time."

Vizzini: "Enough of that!"

Fezzik: "Inigo, are there rocks ahead?"

Inigo: "If there are, we all be dead."

Vizzini: "No more rhymes now, I mean it!"

Inigo: "Anybody want a peanut?"

Vizzini: "DYEEAAHHHHHH!!"

 

[Boxstar]

Oh man...three great movies so far. This is my kind of thread....i love movie quotes....so here we go.

Almost Famous: "FUCK IT.......I'M GAY!!!!!"
(I fell out of my chair at that part)

Myst, Army of Darkness is a classic. This is for you.

"THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!!!"

I love Princess Bride too....this is by far my favorite quote:

"There is no greater cause than true love....but thats not what he said. He distinctly said.....too blathe.....which everyone know means to bluff....."

So here is my quote. I watched Dude, Where's my Car tonite. It wasn't too bad. EBW would be happy....Kristy Swanson is in it. Here's my quote from that movie.

"Hi. You've reached Jesse and Chester. We are currently SHIBBY at the moment. If you leave your SHIBBY, we'll be sure to get back to you. SHIBBY."

 

[doctor_insanus]

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

There he goes... one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant never meant for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die.

Just always thought that was a great description. It fits for a lot of people around here, too...

 

[~melia~]

The Breakfast Club

You're a Neomaxizoomdweebie.


I love that one.

 

[roosterboy]

I love "The Princess Bride"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

 

[doctor_insanus]

Loved that one, too...

~You vomitous mass~

I always thought that was a great insult!

 

[~melia~]

More Quotes

Top Gun:

Maverick: I feel the need...
Maverick and Goose: ...the need for speed!


More Breakfast Club:

John Bender: I wanna be just like you. I figure, all I need is a lobotomy, and some tights.
Brian Johnson: You wear tights?
Andrew Clark: No, I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Brian Johnson: Tights.
Andrew Clark: Shut up!


Ferris Bueller: A person should not believe in an "-ism," he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me."


Seems there's alot of us who like The Princess Bride LOL

Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[roosterboy]

Wesley: There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world; it would be a shame to damage yours.

 

[ohiobbw]

I'm a Princess Bride fan too, but all of my favorite quotes were used already.

So I'll add

"We all go a little mad sometimes"
-Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins) in Psycho

 

[miles]

"I can see us now, just me, you, and the moon. You wear a necktie so I'll know ya."

Groucho Marx to Margaret Dumont - "Coconuts"

 

[Boxstar]

I regret that this is long, but this is my absolute favorite part of the princess bride...the whole scene cracks me up.


[It's dusk. Inigo and Fezzik are just outside the castle, looking down at the
main gate.]

Fezzik: Inigo, there's more than thirty!
Inigo: [propping up Westley] What's the difference? We've got him! Help me
here. We have to force-feed him.
Fezzik: Has it been fifteen minutes?
Inigo: We can't wait. The wedding is in half an hour. We must strike in the
hustle and the bustle before hand. Tilt his head back. Open his mouth.
[Inigo puts the pill into Westley's mouth]
Fezzik: How long do we have to wait before we know if the miracle works?
Inigo: Your guess is as good as mine.
Westley: [disoriented] I'll beat you both apart! I'll take you both together!
Fezzik: I guess not very long.
Westley: Why won't my arms move?
Fezzik: You've been mostly dead all day.
Inigo: We had Miracle Max make a pill to bring you back.
Westley: Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where's
Buttercup?
Inigo: Let me explain....no, there is too much. Let me sum up; Buttercup is
marrying Humperdinck in little less than half an hour. So all we have
to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our
escape - after I kill Count Rugen.
Westley: That doesn't leave much for dilly-dally.
Fezzik: You just wiggled your finger! That's wonderful!
Westley: I've always been a quick healer. What are our liabilities?
Inigo: There is but one working castle gate, and it is guarded by sixty men.
Westley: And our assets?
Inigo: Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.
Westley: That's it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan maybe I could come
up with something. But this...
Fezzik: You just shook your head! That doesn't make you happy?
Westley: My brains, his steel and your strength against sixty men and you think
a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Hmm?? I mean if we
only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
Inigo: Where did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?
Fezzik: Over the albino, I think?
Westley: Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?! [sigh]
What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak...
Inigo: There we cannot help you.
Fezzik: [pulls a black cloak from under his shirt] Would this do?
Inigo: Where did you get that?
Fezzik: At Miracle Max's. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.
Westley: Alright, alright, come help me up. [They help him up] Now I'll need
a sword eventually.
Inigo: Why? You can't even lift one.
Westley: True, but that's hardly common knowledge, is it? Thank you. [Inigo
gives him a sword]. Now, there may be problems once we're inside.
Inigo: I'll say. How do I find the Count. Once I do, how do I find you again.
Once I find you again, how do I escape.
Fezzik: Don't pester him, he's had a hard day.
Inigo: Right, right....sorry.
Fezzik: Inigo?
Inigo: What?
Fezzik: I hope we win.

 

[Renegade]

A few more Princess Bride quotes that I've liked.

Prince Humperdinck: Surrender!

Westley: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

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Miracle Max: Get back, witch!

Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!

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Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

Westley: You're that smart?

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Westley: Yes.

Vizzini: Morons.

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Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to kill you.

Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to die.

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Buttercup: We'll never survive!

Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

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Westley: Give us the gate key.

Yellin: I have no gate key.

Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.

Yellin: Oh, you mean this gate key.

 

[Guest]

~Pins n needles! Pins n needles!~


~PCU.

 

[roosterboy]

I love that movie!!!!

Here are some more of my favorite quotes: (from different movies)

Bad guy: "I've got you now you son of a bitch"
Doc Holliday: " You're a daisy if ya do."

Doc Holliday: "And you, music lover; you're next"
Billy: (speaking under his breath) "It's the drunk piano player. Your so drunk, you can't hit noth'n. In fact you're probably seeing double. (pulls out large knife)
Doc Holliday: (pulls out another gun) "I have two guns, one for each of ya."

Wyatt Earp: "Well, i'll be damned."
Doc Holliday: "You will indeed, if you get lucky."

Wyatt Earp: "You go'n to do some'n, or just stand there and bleed?"

 

[Mr_Neb]

Christopher Walken to Matthew Brodrick in "Buloxy Blues".....


"Even with a promotion you couldn't make Ass Hole."

 

[TN_Vixen]

The Exorcist:

"Demi... Demi... Why you do this to me Demi?"

Off & Gent:

"Don't you do it! Don't you do it!"... "I go noplace else to go"

Tombstone:

"I'll be your huckleberry"

 

[roosterboy]

Boy talking to Gena Davis in "A League of Their Own"

Boy:"What's the rush, why don't we slip in the back seat and you make a man out of me?"
Gena:"What about i smack you around for a little while?"
Boy:"Can't we do both?"

 

[roosterboy]

Tombstone:

"I'll be your huckleberry"

OMG! That is one of my favorite quotes and that's the one i forgot.

 

[Boxstar]

That part in A League Of Their Own where tom hanks hits that kid in the face with the basball mitt is hilarious. I'll watch the whole movie just to see that part. Here's another of my favorite quotes from that movie

Tom Hanks: Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that hat on?

 

[roosterboy]

or what about . . .

"You see, the way it works is the train moves not the station."

or


Owner:"If we paid you a little more could you be just a little more disgusting?"
tom hanks: " Well, i could certainly use the money!"

or

baseball scout: "Doesn't that hurt them?" (looking at Gena davis milking cows)
Gena: "doesn't seem to."
Baseball scout: "Well it would bruise the hell out of me."

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"You know what the fellow said: In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love--they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

Orson Welles
"The Third Man"

 

[nasty]

One of my favorite quoy=tes from LOTO

Scout-"You'll make $35 dollors a week.
Kay-"We only make $30 at the dairy.
Scout-Well, this would be more, wouldn't it.

 

[Renegade]

This is easily one of my top favorite movie quotes.

"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."

-- Kevin Smith (Clerks)