More dirt on Joe and Hunter!

[Comshaw]

When will it end? When will Joe and Hunter stop the nefarious backroom deals to save turkeys for themselves? We need another congressional investigation into this!

Hunter Biden and the dark truth behind Joe Biden's turkey pardons

President Joe Biden issued Thanksgiving pardons to two turkeys this week during an event the mainstream media would like you to believe was a perfectly normal holiday tradition.

But as a MAGA loyalist who believes Donald Trump won the 2020 election AND the 2008 election against Barack Obama (the Deep State kept Americans from knowing Trump was on the ballot!), I assume everything Biden does has a sinister intent.

The 81-year-old president, who is both feeble and incapable of thinking for himself AND a devious global criminal mastermind, pardoned two hulking, 42-pound turkeys at the White House on his birthday Monday. The young birds, Liberty and Bell, allegedly hail from Minnesota, though I was unable to independently confirm their place of origin.

Is “Minnesota” some kind of code word used by members of the Biden Crime Family? Are we to believe the president issued these pardons without expecting something in return?

Adding to my suspicions, I could hear the turkeys speaking a language that definitely wasn’t English. Isn’t that an interesting coincidence? Was it Turkish? I can’t be sure.





Comshaw

 

[Rotadom]

Now he'll never be President!

 

[butters]

Onion worthy *nods*

Presumably Hunter Biden is a part of this turkey-pardoning conspiracy​

As if this so-called decadeslong White House tradition didn’t already seem dodgy, I read on the internet Tuesday that the “two turkeys President Joe Biden pardoned Monday have been spotted at Hunter Biden's home.”

Screenshot of a tweet sent by USA TODAY columnist Rex Huppke suggesting the turkeys President Joe Biden pardoned were later seen at Hunter Biden's home. This is likely true if you believe in it hard enough.

Did they ride over there in the president's Corvette, the one where he stores all his classified documents? I don’t know. Am I the one who posted the information about the turkeys being at Hunter Biden’s house on the internet? We’ll never know for certain.

But what’s abundantly clear is these now-pardoned turkeys were very likely board members of the Ukrainian gas company Burisma, the very same company that once had Hunter Biden on its board.

Everyone who understands that facts are a form of government control knows this: Joe Biden did something nefarious involving Burisma at some point in order to protect his son from something that was certainly explosively corrupt. I’d explain the details and the evidence that back these claims up, but I don’t feel you can be trusted with that information.

I also don’t have that information because it doesn’t exist, but I believe in it strongly enough to manifest my own reality. And if you don’t believe me, I will challenge you to a debate and then not show up because I’ll assume it’s a trap.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/hunter-biden-dark-truth-behind-091011522.html

 

[Fuzzy1975]

Where's Boomer, he's usually on anything to do with Hunter like a fly to dead meat!

 

[dkovic77]

Where's Boomer, he's usually on anything to do with Hunter like a fly to dead meat!

Boobs is probably at a Nazi organizing rally for Ron’s new super PAC.