More Americans now commit suicide than die in car crashes as miserable economy takes

Obama was quoted as saying

"this is an intolerable situation, in order to fix this issue, we will mandate all Americans buy a Chevy Volt, then when the Volts BLOW UP, we will once again have more deaths by automobile than suicides"


I tell ya, this guy is A GENIUS:D
 
Cars are safer nowadays. More people survive accidents which would have killed them in older cars, fool.
 
Cars are safer nowadays. More people survive accidents which would have killed them in older cars, fool.

Obama was quoted as saying

"this is an intolerable situation, in order to fix this issue, we will mandate all Americans buy a Chevy Volt, then when the Volts BLOW UP, we will once again have more deaths by automobile than suicides"
 
Obama was quoted as saying

"this is an intolerable situation, in order to fix this issue, we will mandate all Americans buy a Chevy Volt, then when the Volts BLOW UP, we will once again have more deaths by automobile than suicides"
More Camaros blow up than Volts.
 
Remember those cars from the 50s that were just giant death machines? It was like running over people in your couch. I have an uncle who restores those, and you aren't allowed to drive them. He builds them and then towes them to car shows. And I'm like, "???" But he sells them for a fortune. Who the fuck buys a car that they can't legally drive?
 
With air bags and crumple zones, ER's see more catastrophic leg injuries. :cool:
 
Remember those cars from the 50s that were just giant death machines? It was like running over people in your couch. I have an uncle who restores those, and you aren't allowed to drive them. He builds them and then towes them to car shows. And I'm like, "???" But he sells them for a fortune. Who the fuck buys a car that they can't legally drive?

Any car ever made can be legally driven in the USA.
 
Any car ever made can be legally driven in the USA.

I don't know if you're lying or misinformed. But no. No they can't. Many old cars have no seatbelts, violating current laws, and don't fall within current emissions standards. You really do have to tow them to car shows. It's ridiculous.

You have to label each as "highway safe" or not based on whether they meet certain qualifications.
 
I don't know if you're lying or misinformed. But no. No they can't. Many old cars have no seatbelts, violating current laws, and don't fall within current emissions standards. You really do have to tow them to car shows. It's ridiculous.

You have to label each as "highway safe" or not based on whether they meet certain qualifications.

Safety standards are not retro-active.
 
Safety standards are not retro-active.

Neither are classic cars that have been rebuilt or repaired in any way. Basically, the only way that you're still allowed to drive them is if you've literally never had to repair anything on the engine ever. If you've had to so much as replace a part since, I think the late 80s, then it has to be up to current standards.
 
lol @ the spelling

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Neither are classic cars that have been rebuilt or repaired in any way. Basically, the only way that you're still allowed to drive them is if you've literally never had to repair anything on the engine ever. If you've had to so much as replace a part since, I think the late 80s, then it has to be up to current standards.

Bullshit you dumb bitch, I got a 52 Ford panel truck repaired the motor
the law in the state of texas where I live says it must meet the safety standards it came with new that's it which was pretty much nothing.
I'll sale you it right now 50,000 cash.
 
Neither are classic cars that have been rebuilt or repaired in any way. Basically, the only way that you're still allowed to drive them is if you've literally never had to repair anything on the engine ever. If you've had to so much as replace a part since, I think the late 80s, then it has to be up to current standards.

I think you suffer from Kentucky Syndrome. It comes from the confusion of having to call your sister, mom.
 
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