Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Dillinger]

WOW! I watched it for the first time in many many years. Still hilarious as ever. And some of the extra's on the special edition DVD are great - The Lego version of Camelot from the movie ROCKS! And the footage of Eric Idle and Terry Gilliam revisiting some of the locations from the film was quite interesting!

And when you have an executive producer like Ralph the Wonder Llama you just can't go wrong.

Ok, I'm done, I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[Guest]

*clapping two coconuts together*

Hi D-man!

 

[JazzManJim]

Dilly, you, storm and I will leap OUT of this thread...

 

[mbb308]

It's only a flesh wound.

 

[JerseyBoy]

One, two, five!

Three sir!

you know though...I was still never crazy about the ending. I guess it works but was too easy. Seems like they came up with it cause they couldnt find a more spectacular ending....i dunno

theres almost as many quotes from that movie as in Seinfeld

 

[Dillinger]

One day, lad, all this will be yours!"

"What, the curtains?"

 

[Expertise]

Does it still have the hilarious Moose story in the subtitles during the credits?

That is fucking hilarious

 

[Dillinger]

Does it still have the hilarious Moose story in the subtitles during the credits?

That is fucking hilarious

Indeed it does!

 

[Dillinger]

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

 

[JerseyBoy]

that rabbit is dynomite!

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Very funny Movie

Didn't Heavystick do a cut and paste about the movie around New Year's with cast of posters as the characters. I think it was the Holy Grail. Sigh.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[Guest]

HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'Ni' again to you if you do not appease us.

ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?

HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery!

ARTHUR: A what?

HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni!

ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!

ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We shall find a shrubbery.

HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive!

ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.

HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.

ARTHUR: Of course.

HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.

ARTHUR: Yes.

HEAD KNIGHTS: Now... go!

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

"bring out your deaddddddddddddddddd"


Black humor is a must in my profession. Damn, some of the lines from that movie got me through some horrible nights in the ICU *wry grin*.

 

[Cleopatra]

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'

In Thy mercy, of course.

 

[Ask For More]

"You're not riding a horse. You're just banging two coconut shells together!"

Classic movie.

 

[SpiceCake]

He must be a king.

Why?

He hasn't got shit all over him

******

Oh please! Let me go back in there and face the peril.

Nope, it's too perilous

***

You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to ya! I"ll bite your legs off!

 

[Rhys]

Ok, I'm done, I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

now go away... before I taunt you for a second time

 

[bknight2602]

It was a good movie, and Heavy did a good job with a parady.

 

[SpiceCake]

The entire witch-buring scence is AWESOME! The guy with the shaving cream - I just about shit my pants every single time.

This is a fair court! *eye rolling*

If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.

And, therefore...

A WITCH!

 

[phrodeau]

Here is HeavyStick's thread: The General Board and the Holy Grail.

There is only one horse in the film; that's all they could afford. The knight that kills the Historian rides it. None of the Monty Python boys knew how to ride.

I wonder if the DVD includes a dubbed soundtrack in French, and if so, how accurate is it?

 

[amelia]

God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

 

[SpiceCake]

God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

I'm averting my eyes, oh Lord!

 

[Thrillhouse]

One day, lad, all this will be yours!"

"What, the curtains?"

Man, nobody ever believes me that this is the funniest line in the film. Thanks for posting it.

 

[teddybear4play]

Here is HeavyStick's thread: The General Board and the Holy Grail.

I only had one fucking line in that.

I need a new agent.

TB4p

 

[ExLimey]

What? Behind the rabbit?

It IS the rabbit!

You manky Scots git!