Monopoly with the I-man

It's better to find out about the evils of naps now than when you're up at 11:30 praying to the gods for some sleep because you have to unwillingly start your day at 4.
 
Actually, I've decided against playing in favour of banking some sleep.

Cause you know I'll be up at 3:30am again.

Ugh.
 
I was about to ask you how you bake sleep.

Maybe I should be thinking about bed to if I read it like that. Damn.
 
You know this is Monopoly, not have sex with him, right?

I misunderstood the first time as well, so don't take it bad. Sigh.

I keep sending all those nudes with "fuck me raw" scrawled on my skin but I never get a response. :(
 
I keep sending all those nudes with "fuck me raw" scrawled on my skin but I never get a response. :(

Oh, it's because you're sending them to him instead of me.

See, I act as his Secretary of Fine Followers. I have to stamp my approval before it moves onto him. Yeah, bureaucracy, I know.
 
Oh, it's because you're sending them to him instead of me.

See, I act as his Secretary of Fine Followers. I have to stamp my approval before it moves onto him. Yeah, bureaucracy, I know.

I'll have to find the red tape bondage set, I suppose.
 
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