Monkey

[Guest]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It is sad to lose your monkey.


rhino

Too many spankings?

 

[neonlyte]

It is sad to lose your monkey.


rhino

Yup. It's a wrench.

N

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Monkey

Too many spankings?

No such things.

Monkey is most likely a euphemism for a 'somebody'.



~lucky

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Monkey

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: Re: Monkey

No such things.

Monkey is most likely a euphemism for a 'somebody'.



~lucky

Thank you, I'll go back to the public humiliation thread now.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Monkey

Thank you, I'll go back to the public humiliation thread now.

You're into humiliation?

~lucky

I never knew!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Monkey

You're into humiliation?

~lucky

I never knew!

Apparently.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Monkey

Apparently.

wtf?

Rebel getting fiesty and turning the tables on you?



Need me to help you straighten her out?

~lucky

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Monkey

Yup. It's a wrench.

N

Rhino, did it climb off your back?

Lou

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Re: Re: Re: Monkey

Rhino, did it climb off your back?

Lou

How did the wrench get on the rhino's back in the first place?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Monkey

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Monkeys can never really be lost. They may run off for a bit, for whatever reason, but they normally find their way back.



Here's hoping, Rhino.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

 

[shereads]

If you love your monkey, let it go.

If it leaves you, hunt it down and bring it back.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Monkey

How did the wrench get on the rhino's back in the first place?

 

[Guest]

arrrrrghhhh!


I cannot help myself!!

even when I am sad...

I MUST....


it' smonkey WENCH not wrench!

 

[Guest]

 

[shereads]

I'm not a monkey hunter.

But I left the Monkey-door such that a monkey could come and go.

I think it is illegal to keep monkeys.

No, but it can be messy if they refuse to keep the little diapers on.

 

[Guest]

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I don't know about you . . .



http://www.oemtal.de/bush/ape.gif




but I should be happy to get the monkey off my back!

 

[Guest]

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

That's a CHIMP!

Close, but no cigar.


That's a chump!


chump >noun 1 informal, dated a foolish person. 2 Brit. the thick end of something, especially a loin of lamb or mutton.
-ORIGIN originally in the sense 'thick lump of wood': probably a blend of chunk and lump1 or stump.

 

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