Family over for Christmas?
Isnt it time for your mum to serve tea and crumpets? Jack ass.
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Family over for Christmas?
Isnt it time for your mum to serve tea and crumpets? Jack ass.
I think this was the definition TD was implying.
dicked down
to be in a relationship with a guy whose sex is so good that you cant leave him. this guy can be a loser or an asshole but he fucks you like you've never been fucked before, which keeps the girl comming back. THAT is what it means to be dicked down.
bitch with no man 1: i cant see why she's still with him, i mean he's lazy, aint got no job....
bitch with no man 2: he probably is hittin that so good that he got her dicked down!!
bitch with no man 1: hmmm lemme see if i can steal her man.
Ok.
Are you from East Texas?
Ok.
Are you from East Texas?
They serve tea and crumpets from their mums in Texas?
What's a crumpet, anyway?
It sounds delicious, but I don't want to commit until I know.
Keep the tea though. That stuffs for girls.
A moister English muffin.
"Moister" - Why do I like that word?
With a name like Texasshrimpdick, I'm thinking he's a Galveston-area native.
I had no idea what an English muffin was until I moved to the Great Satan.
See how I brought that shit full circle?
Heard from Phil Robertson lately?
Now Vetteman's gonna come in here with his scat fetish and ruin all the fun!
Lol. Im stealing that one.
Psst, what is the Great Satan?
Also, English muffins are the devil so that makes sense.
Texasdick said:Im going to be as completely honest with you as I can. Im not here to make friends, Im here to get your panties wet...I want to turn you on and send you on your way to make love to your sexual partner. I have 10 inches of grade A, Texas grown cock and Im not afraid to use it...I can get pussy here whereI live.