Mom proof

I always thought that the cutsey little maternity tops with peter pan collars, etc., were a little stupid. Why attempt to look innocent at the one time in your life when everyone knows you're not? ;)
 
cloudy said:
I always thought that the cutsey little maternity tops with peter pan collars, etc., were a little stupid. Why attempt to look innocent at the one time in your life when everyone knows you're not? ;)


Yep. That pregnant tummy is a walking advertisement - "I had sex, I had sex!"

And if you count carefully, you can probably figure out when!

:devil:
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Yep. That pregnant tummy is a walking advertisement - "I had sex, I had sex!"

And if you count carefully, you can probably figure out when!

:devil:
Maybe that's why it's a male instinct to brag about it? Women don't have to.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Yep. That pregnant tummy is a walking advertisement - "I had sex, I had sex!"

And if you count carefully, you can probably figure out when!

:devil:


:D

OMG! I thought I was the only one that thought things like that when I saw pregnant women. Miracle of life? Sure. But really, you're just a walking porn story...

...he kicked down the door and camed in my...
 
Liar said:
Maybe that's why it's a male instinct to brag about it? Women don't have to.
Damn. I never thought about that.

Don't make me think on a Saturday morning. It's not right. :D
 
LadyJeanne said:
:D

OMG! I thought I was the only one that thought things like that when I saw pregnant women. Miracle of life? Sure. But really, you're just a walking porn story...

...he kicked down the door and camed in my...


Obviously didn't came in her face. :rolleyes:
 
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