Mom, my tuna tastes funny...

[4est_4est_Gump]

Well Bobby, that's because they took the dolphin out.

Mom, do tuna wear rings?

SANTA FE SPRINGS (AP) — Authorities say a 62-year-old employee was cooked to death at a Southern California seafood plant for tuna maker Bumble Bee Foods.

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California Division of Occupational Safety and Health spokeswoman Erika Monterroza says it’s unclear how the man ended up inside a cooking device called a “steamer machine.”

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/10/12/worker-dies-after-being-cooked-in-tuna-plant-oven/

If his goose is cooked, can we call it tuna paté?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Here the goose is cooked
Here the fat is fried
And nothing's overlooked
Till I'm satisfied

Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages with this and that!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I really thought this thread had fins.