Mom asks THE question

[CarolineOh]

I am used to being asked THE question. Most of my girlfriends have asked it sooner or later, and some of my male friends have as well. Even my sister asked me THE question. It's a little annoying, but I'm used to it, and it doesn't bother me much.
Generally.

But today over lunch, My Mom, my sweet 71 year old white haired cookie baking Irish housewife Mom, asked me THE question.

"Caroline.......is it true what they say about Black men?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Ice Cold]

LOL... sometimes Mom doesn't know best... so she needs a little more info from you.

 

[JazzManJim]

"Caroline.......is it true what they say about Black men?"

There are some things a child should never have to hear their Mom say, no matter how old each of them are....

 

[Guest]

 

[Wiggles]

Well?? Is it?

In my xp, yes.

Your mother must have been very curious to ask you!

 

[lobito]

Yes! Some anyway.

Uh, I mean, I've often wondered that too. In a non sexual sorta way of course.

 

[CarolineOh]

Well?? Is it?

Yeah, but I'm not gonna tell her that, and have her wondering how big a group I sampled

Seriously, I just stammered something about how Sam was wonderful, but I don't think you can generalize about any group of people. She didn't press it further. Hey, she's single again, let her find out on her own.

 

[Sillyman]

Bah. My mom has said a lot worse things on the "I don't want to know" meter. I can tell you how every man she has ever been with is in bed.

 

[CarolineOh]

I was a little suprised when my mother told me what vibrator she liked

Well, the nut doesn't fall far from the tree, honey.

 

[CarolineOh]

In my xp, yes.

Your mother must have been very curious to ask you!

It's been five years since my Dad died, and I think maybe she wants to date again, and she was just looking for a way to bring the whole subject of sex up with me. Probably not the best way, but at least she made it clear she still has sexual interests.

 

[CarolineOh]

Bah. My mom has said a lot worse things on the "I don't want to know" meter. I can tell you how every man she has ever been with is in bed.

I'm not sure if I'd rather have her tell me about her experiences, or ask me about mine.

 

[AusTess]

My sister had to draw a diagram of a couple goin at it in a 69 type fashion for my mum.

She didn't understand the whole 6-9 thing.


I always thought it kinda explained itself.
And i'll always be greatful that she asked my sister and not me.

 

[CarolineOh]

My sister had to draw a diagram of a couple goin at it in a 69 type fashion for my mum.

She didn't understand the whole 6-9 thing.


I always thought it kinda explained itself.
And i'll always be greatful that she asked my sister and not me.

I sort of think the 6 and the 9 together ARE a diagram!

 

[Silverlily]

I've got you all beat, I had to explain blow jobs to my mother. Oddly enough, explaining bra sizing to my dad (he has to buy them for my mother now that she's ill) was worse.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

"Caroline.......is it true what they say about Black men?"



I know the answer to that one ! * * big smile*









But any ways .. the question I've been asked and I had never heard before was about the color of my nipples... I don't know why ... they are just like every ones else's * lifting up my shirt and touching them* ... See ...

 

[CarolineOh]

I've got you all beat, I had to explain blow jobs to my mother. Oddly enough, explaining bra sizing to my dad (he has to buy them for my mother now that she's ill) was worse.

Well, here's the thing, my brain processed the question in a personal manner, so that it was like my Mom was asking me how big my boyfriend's cock is.