Moist Mary

I'm tempted...nah, I'm already an alt. people would just get confused.


Your altishness has the voters intrigued.

Last week your campaign hauled in $3.55 via internet contributions. Ok, two bucks of that were from me. Ya, I'm cheap.
 
Your altishness has the voters intrigued.

Last week your campaign hauled in $3.55 via internet contributions. Ok, two bucks of that were from me. Ya, I'm cheap.

If I start a campaign, will you contribute?
 
And here I thought she was a nice, articulate, intelligent if damp poster. But no. Turns out all along she was really ~Mayor Smit~. Damn! I've been wondering where Smit was.
 
And here I thought she was a nice, articulate, intelligent if damp poster. But no. Turns out all along she was really ~Mayor Smit~. Damn! I've been wondering where Smit was.

Mayor Smit, damn who knew! :D I find her to be quite nice and intelligent.
 
At least you can admit it. ;)

Yep, repeatedly.

And people have still found the need to independently inform others of it as though it might cause controversy. It goes without saying (but yes I'm saying it anyway) Lit is a weird fucking place.
 
Your altishness has the voters intrigued.

Last week your campaign hauled in $3.55 via internet contributions. Ok, two bucks of that were from me. Ya, I'm cheap.

Of course it does. Americans love duplicitous phonies.

And how sad is it the other $1.55 was from Bitchslapper and Cade?
 
Tweaked it.



I'm going to ask Stephen Colbert to be my running mate. That motherfucker is awesome.

That might even be our slogan: "Yo, we're a coupla awesome motherfuckers!"

Doesn't exactly roll of the tongue though.

Ok.....I'm thinking here....Team Motherfucker - We're Awesome...?
We're Awesome Motherfuckers....?
Nah......
 
Ok.....I'm thinking here....Team Motherfucker - We're Awesome...?
We're Awesome Motherfuckers....?
Nah......

I'd like to keep the Yo somehow. It's an attention grabber.

I mean when was the last time you saw the word Yo in print and didn't stop to read the rest?
 
I'd like to keep the Yo somehow. It's an attention grabber.

I mean when was the last time you saw the word Yo in print and didn't stop to read the rest?

Well here in NZ 'Yo' would require closer reading as it would be taken as being an abbreviation.
 
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